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".........WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS????????????????????????" Caine asks all deadpan 

you stare into you denture boys eyes and he sweats nervously also wouldny it be weird if your hezd fuck a fucking mouth and you sweated and like thatd be weird cus like you drink youw rown sweat AND ITD GET IN UR EYES thtd be so werd
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DENTUER BOY HATES YOU LUL

"Caine? Weird new guy? What the actual fuck?" Pyrple guy asks ISTHISREVENGEIMSEEKINGORSEEKINGSOMETOAVENGEMESTUCKINMYOWNPARADOXIWANNASETMYSELFFREE

"SHUT UP JAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"  

owo daddy man teeth boy yuh slay get it queen stfu jax yuh

"Caine, Jax broke my comedy mask! 😭🎭" the hobbycraft babybitch wails

"SHUT UP GANGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Did someone say something about an insect collectoin?" Chess piece bichybabyboyuwuy asks,popping his head out of this werid ass pillow fort thin

"SHUT UP KINGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

raggedy anne mofo looks around and tries to speak but literally no one cares abt her tbh uhhhh "........Caine, should we try to think of the new guy's na-"

"SHUT UP RAGATHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

everyone sits in silence looking all awkward and hurt and muuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 




















"......ZOOBLE, SAY SOMETHING SO I CAN TELL YOU TO SHUT UP."""""""""""""""""""

"What?" Mr tuble asks, glaeing at your daddy denture grandpa "why would i do that??"

"CONSISTENCY IDK JUST DO IT""""""""""""""""""""""

The zobl rolls their eye fucker thng "Whatever... Caine, can you f🎩🎩k off?"

"SHUT UP ZOOBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALSO LANGUAGE.""""""""""

you stare at the jumbly fycker like 'wuhhhHHHhH' then look up to yur dentist n sy "Uhhhhh pookie what the f🎩🎩k was thaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA F🎩🎩K  S🎩🎩T 
B🎩🎩🎩H  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" 

"YEAH LOL YOU CANT SWEAR HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

:(

"Caine, should we ask new stuff their name yet or are we just gonna sit here..?" Riggyruggyragdollbitchface asks 

"The f🎩🎩k? My name? Bruv my name is........................................AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

"........................................AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA? THATS A GREAT NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"DADDY WHATS MY NAME????????????????????"

"I THOUGHT YPUR NAME WAS ........................................AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA????????????????????????????????????????????????"

"Caine, the knew guy doesnt know their name.." (Rigrug)

"OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

cain looks at you and you look up at him and he looks at you and you look up at him and he looks at you and you look up and him and you cream aaAAAHHHHHHHhh~~~~~ 

:3

"LETS GET OUT MY WEIRD NAME THING CHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Denture boy shouts, oulling their weird ass name spinner from him arse idk bro it just appears

you look at the name hting and smack the lever suddenly the wrds spin roundn round n round we going round n around we goin roundn round n round we going round n around we goin roundn round n round we going round n around we goin roundn round n round we going round n around we goin roundn round n round we going round n around we goin n BAMMMMMMMMMM NAME WOOHOO

"WHADDAYA THINK OF XDDCC????????" 

ur eyes like up like OvO n u strt squealing like a fuckin weirdo bitch fucker guy 

"that is the BEST NAME IVE EVER HEARD OMG YUH GIMMIE IT HOE" 

"...........YOU SURE???????????????????"

"is it a moanable name?"

caine practices moaning your new name and everyone else joins in
you r luvin it 

"i'll take it!" ur a fuckin psycopath 

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