So I gave a song lyric generator some words to describe John Dory and it umm came up with this
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This Love is STUPID But It's CLUMSY
By JOHN DORY
We were both SQUARE when I first saw you.
You STOP BEING STUPID and the flashback starts:
RHONDAAAAAAAAAAAA is where I'm standing in the YESTERDAY air.
What are you doing with that new lover?
Who wears that SQUARE SKI GOGGLES,
When I wear a DORKY GLOVE,
Dreaming about the day when you wake up and find
That what you're looking for is my SQUARE SQUARE HEAD.
So this is me SQUARING,
Standing in front of you saying, "JOHN DORKY!"
And I go back to YESTERDAY all the time.
It turns out freedom ain't nothing but SQUARING JOHNDORKILY,
Wishing I'd realised YOU'RE A SQUARE.
I'd go back to YESTERDAY, turn around and do some SQUARING.
I go back to YESTERDAY quite often.
JOHN DORKY, let's do some SQUARING,
This love is STUPID but it's CLUMSY.
It's a love story, JOHN DORKY,
Just be my SQUARE ARMIDILLO VAN.
We are never ever ever going to try SQUARING JOHNDORKILY together,
We are never ever ever going to try SQUARING JOHNDORKILY together,
You go talk to your RHONDAAAAAAAA, talk to my RHONDAAAAAAAA, talk to me,
But we are never ever ever ever going to try SQUARING JOHNDORKILY together,
Just SQUARING JOHNDORKILY forever.
JOHN DORKY JOHN DORKY, JOHN DORKY.
