33. Idk man 2

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I was tagged by this skank monstermalik to do this and I suppose that means I have to do social things now

Everyone is kind of doing this on their message boards and ish but I'm not about that life so I'm going to be doing it here

Name: yasmeenah (yis-meen-uh) get it right omf

Nicknames: yaz, Yazzy, and even meenahbear according to babe natastrophe and there's another one I'll never reveal bc embarrassing

Birthday: sept 16

Star sign: Virgo like my irish snowflake

Sexual orientation: Zayn Malik exists and that's all you need to know to figure this out

Fav musicians: one direction, Jaymes young, 5sos, Melanie Martinez, Halsey, Ed sheeran, maybe Shawn mendes (my Desi child and the vanessquick are in the midst of dragging me into that) and ancient Christina aguliera stfu don't play with me on this

Current fav song: this is really hard so I'm just gonna say stronger by Christina gtfo that song is babe and it gets me hype

What I would name my children: Rozana, Adam, zain or zayan, and Amani (I'd choose from these names depending on how many babies I manage to pop out of my tired vagina)

Sports: football, and American football too

Fav color: black (I'm not emo and I know it's not an actual color just let me live) or mint green

Animals: I'm probably going to end up with 117 cats rather than a husband and kids (I'm naming the first five malum, lashton, zouis, ziam, and mansaf.)

Holiday: nigga Eid is all I need (wAIT THAT RHYMED HAha)

Rate your childhood: don't even dig that shit back up

Do I know languages?: i clearly can't speak English. I'm fluent in louis Tomlinson and arabic (the falasteeni kind bruv) and I'm in the process of learning Spanish

Fav stores: ulta/sephora (basically where all my money dies) rue 21, forever 21, Victoria's Secret, h&m

Fav restaurant: giordanos who doesn't know this

Fav fast food: does chipotle count as fast food? I mean the lines to get food are longer than my life span so shit ain't really that fast.

Last movie I saw in theaters: insidious chapter 3 I am seriously deceased.

fav tv shows: law and order svu, oitnb, awkward, teen wolf

Height: I think I'm 5'6 or 5'7

I'll tag warriorofwanderlxst six-flaws natastrophe Buttersockmalum lolmukestylinson zenism flowergirlNiall lamemaggie carelessxirwin lubie215

Btw I didn't check to see if any of you have done this already so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

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