ALASTOR HAS MORE TRAUMA NOW😍

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- When Husk and Angeldust are doing it..🥲

Loud.. noises could be heard thought the entire hotel making the guests extremely uncomfortable, along with the faculty. Vaggie was blasting glitchy rock music in her headphones to try and drown out the noises coming from upstairs. Charlie's face could have been mistaken for a tomato. Angel was doing.. Well, hu-

Meanwhile, Nifty was crying while writing fanfics and dusting vaggie's leg for some odd reason..? Fat nuggs was happy bc he was getting belly rubs from Charlie. Alastor however.. Was.. Uhm.. Not so happy, to say the least.. -

And Alastor was crying.
And screaming.
And was hurled up in a ball rolling around on the floor like a small child would in tall grass.
And got to the point where he began to quite litterly PRAY. yes, he genuinely starting effing PRAYING..

And he had consumed the following out of.. Wanting to die? (Even tho he was already dead, so idk how that works but ✨authors logic✨ ig):

Batteries (2 & 1/2   seven packs to be exact)
Bleach
tide pods
a glass Christmas tree ortanment (also authors logic)
69 pages of a book (pun intended)
his own fingernails and hair..?
his teeth (only 3 so it wasn't that bad dw)
9 paper plates

A/N: da end:3

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