THE BABY
Once there was a baby. He was born on 1-1-11, a very curious time. One day his mom came in the room to put him to bed. The mom said,"Time for bed!" The baby replied,"No, mama." "What? Who said that?" "I did, mommy" "What the heck? I never taught you to talk!" "Well too bad!!" The babies eyes went red and snakelike, and he slapped his mom with a big black forked tongue in a sharp-toothed mouth. "What is wrong with you?!?!?",the mom said. "I am possessed", the baby replied with a laugh. The mom was never heard of again, but no one has caught the baby. He still lurks, searching for blood. You may be his next victim.......look behind you!
