"Turkey and Serbia!! Why don't you ever talk to each other?" (User wanted to be anonymous)
Turkey read the question but Serbia snatched it from him. "Give it to me you kebab!" Turkey chuckled looking down at the short serb. "Show k. You short ass.." "SHORT ASS?! TURKEY YOU'RE HAIRY SO SHUT UP!" "I'm hairy? Well um..that's actually a good one. So good job but let's answer the question instead of getting off topic." "Well I'll go first! Turkey's dad raped my mom! That's all!” He tried not to cry but he did. "Yes he did which is why some of the balkans are darker than others." Said turkey patting serbia's back gently. "DONT TOUCH ME KEBAB! But anyway it happened 30 years ago.." "shut up short boy! Just go fuck your femboy." "I'm not gay unlike you kebab." "I'm not gay either." "Fuck you!" "fuck you too short ass." They flicked each other and left.
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