The Way Of Kane (HELLUVA BOSS X OC)

The Heavenly Goats And The Baby

In the kitchen of I.M.P's office was our resident wise guy. Classic Italian opera filling said kitchen he should really try other genres. The hellhound was in his element he loved food and he loved making it and it showed as he danced and flowed around the kitchen making fettuccine al burro or fettuccine alfredo. He was in the process of making the sauce he was in a good mood his arms around an imaginary partner as he danced around the kitchen his eyes closed and a small smile. The hell timer screamed as the sauce was done, pouring the sauce on the noodles themselves he began to mix ans stir while humming along with the music until the kitchen started to shake causing the smile of his face to fall and a low growl erupt from his throat

Turning the fire on the stove all the way to low he walked out of the kitchen and towards the meeting room and then as soon as he opened the door the far wall was bashed in and kane whipped out his new 1911 aiming it at some odd sinner that slipped in through the new hole in the wall

"Do not be afraid" he said doing a stereotypical villain pose with his hands out and robotic tentacles

"Please tell me you have that insurance thing" blitz said unfazed

"The fuck is insurance?" Kane said tilting his head and lowering his gun

"Who are you and what do you want" millie questioned brandishing an axe

"I am loopty goopty dastardly inventor of all things loopy and loopish" his introduction was annoying

'Thats a stupid fucking name' kane thought as he clenched a cigar in his teeth and lighting it his mood now declining

"Could have just used the door dude doesn't need to be this whole thing" loona said almost as annoyed as kane

"I am eccentric and therefore do eccentric shit" he said getting to close to loona and from behind her kane shoved the barrel of his gun in that loopy bastard's face making him back up and blitz... Sniffed his ass

"Ugh this old fuck reeks of the living world. Did you just die?" Blitz said with a look of disgust on his face

"Yessssss moments ago in fact which is what brought me here"

"Just sayin the front door would have gotten you here fine" her annoyance brought amusement to kane causing him to laugh a bit "we prolly wouldn't have let him in" and then the two shared a laugh

"Shut up dear furries!" He interjected holding up a finger in the hounds' faces, the two growling in response

"This! is the man im going to need you to kill" loopty sang holding of a photo of a bed ridden old man

"Not even a shits length in hell and already plotting revenge. I can respect a man with that sort of passion, im Blitz the O is silent"

"what O?"

"Oh thank you. Now whats the tea sis?"

"The tea?"

"Guys help" moxxie pleaded for help from under the rubble making kane sigh and roll his eyes and he walked over to the pile of rubble that trapped moxxie

Blitz continued his conversation with loopty "Yeah we killing this old, i mean what he do to you?"

"Losing oxygen" moxxie strained

"Quit your bitching im right here" kane said as he began to dig for the imp

"He was. My business partner!" Loopty said dramatically "you see i was not always an old man" he continued going on into a flashback. That kane turned out not caring at all for this clients backstory as he cause moxxie to trapped under rubble and causing kane to dig him out of said rubble