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littlemermaid waffle dates with my first born <33
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roalddahl wallace is a real one icl
↳ littlemermaid i love my children 🫶🏼🫶🏼notturmans i want to see my child
↳ bobsbugsbegone how'd you get here, you little shite
↳ littlemermaid dbi, you're not the baby daddy
↳ notturmans you cheated on me??
↳ littlemermaid a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do 💁🏻♀️spew4life your hair??? stunning???
↳ littlemermaid you?? you're literally beautiful???greenapples that's a frog.
↳ littlemermaid and you're a fucking ferret, your point?
↳ bubbleguppies behave. and you little shit, is that my shirt?
↳ littlemermaid no, it's mine that i stole back from you! and it was him, ma!
↳ greenapples sorry, thena
↳ roalddahl ha! shame fuckers!
↳ bubbleguppies i'm sorry, who are you?
↳ roalddahl ma!h2ojustaddwater bubbleguppies i love you
↳ bubbleguppies i'd love you if you and my son finally get together
↳ h2ojustaddwater i take it backbubbleguppies can you fall in love with a real man and give me real grandbabies?
↳ notturmans i'm working on it
↳ bubbleguppies well hurry it upbubbleguppies i'm so glad you turned out like me instead of that thing i used to call a husband
↳ littlemermaid no bc imagine, he was so musty
↳ bubbleguppies he was loaded tho 💁🏻♀️view all comments
athena and her freeloaders 🤗
athena - perfect 😍
therese - favourite freeloader 🤭
roman - jobless freeloader 👹perfect 😍
so... who's theodore?favourite freeloader 🤭
a guy i tutorjobless freeloader 👹
he seems to like youfavourite freeloader 🤭
he knows nothing about me,
he's the notorious slytherin 'casanova'
well, one of them at least
anywhore, he sleeps around
and then flirts with me
so.
yeppersperfect 😍
damn.
and i thought my love life was messy
anyway, tell draco that i want to see himfavourite freeloader 🤭
can't we just see cissy?perfect 😍
if you want, we can go see sirius aswjobless freeloader 👹
NO
he always accuses me for
stealing his personality
like i'm sorry i'm hot and
ride a motorcycle 🙄
and then he wants to throw hands,
like- sir?perfect 😍
anyways. how's your love life,
other child?jobless freeloader 👹
i'm feeling the love, ma
i went on a date with sophperfect 😍
who's soph?
oh
OH
she's sweet but you don't actually like herfavourite freeloader 🤭
she's sweet, but like
you already like someone else
don't lead her on like a dickheadjobless freeloader 👹
i don't like anyone else??
and i do like her??favourite freeloader 🤭
is that why you're always around
niamh? 🫥jobless freeloader 👹
piss off.favourite freeloader 🤭
🤓nott is trying to add you to a groupchat
accept | declinethe real housewives of hogwarts
tess - little mermaid
niamh - viper
vivi - vimto
theo - nott
enzo - sweetheart
pansy - flower
mattheo - mattheo
blaise - cocky shite
draco - ferretlittle mermaid
absolutely not.viper
yeah, no.vimto
no thank you.cocky shite
i warned them.nott
hey aldairmattheo
hi theo???
did you conveniently forget about
the other seven people hereferret
ew it's youlittle mermaid
ew it's you 🤨
also, why have we been
summoned?
AH HI BABEnott
WHA- HIflower
HI LOVEcocky shite
well.little mermaid
now i kinda feel bad
hey, nottviper
nope.vimto
guys, i went shopping today!little mermaid
DID YOU GET IT?viper
she has no self control
of course she got itvimto
i didn't see you stopping me 🤨
you encouraged itviper
i never claimed to have
self control 😐mattheo
great.
of course they're having
their own talk𝐥𝐚𝐚𝐢𝐛𝐚𝐡 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐬 ✷
thank you so much for 100
reads already! <3
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