༊*·˚| waffles with wallace.

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littlemermaid waffle dates with my first born <33

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roalddahl wallace is a real one icl
littlemermaid i love my children 🫶🏼🫶🏼

notturmans i want to see my child
bobsbugsbegone how'd you get here, you little shite
littlemermaid dbi, you're not the baby daddy
notturmans you cheated on me??
littlemermaid a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do 💁🏻‍♀️

spew4life your hair??? stunning???
littlemermaid you?? you're literally beautiful???

greenapples that's a frog.
littlemermaid and you're a fucking ferret, your point?
bubbleguppies behave. and you little shit, is that my shirt?
littlemermaid no, it's mine that i stole back from you! and it was him, ma!
greenapples sorry, thena
roalddahl ha! shame fuckers!
bubbleguppies i'm sorry, who are you?
roalddahl ma!

h2ojustaddwater bubbleguppies i love you
bubbleguppies i'd love you if you and my son finally get together
h2ojustaddwater i take it back

bubbleguppies can you fall in love with a real man and give me real grandbabies?
notturmans i'm working on it
bubbleguppies well hurry it up

bubbleguppies i'm so glad you turned out like me instead of that thing i used to call a husband
littlemermaid no bc imagine, he was so musty
bubbleguppies he was loaded tho 💁🏻‍♀️




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athena and her freeloaders 🤗



athena - perfect 😍
therese - favourite freeloader 🤭
roman - jobless freeloader 👹


perfect 😍
so... who's theodore?

favourite freeloader 🤭
a guy i tutor

jobless freeloader 👹
he seems to like you

favourite freeloader 🤭
he knows nothing about me,
he's the notorious slytherin 'casanova'
well, one of them at least
anywhore, he sleeps around
and then flirts with me
so.
yeppers

perfect 😍
damn.
and i thought my love life was messy
anyway, tell draco that i want to see him

favourite freeloader 🤭
can't we just see cissy?

perfect 😍
if you want, we can go see sirius asw

jobless freeloader 👹
NO
he always accuses me for
stealing his personality
like i'm sorry i'm hot and
ride a motorcycle 🙄
and then he wants to throw hands,
like- sir?

perfect 😍
anyways. how's your love life,
other child?

jobless freeloader 👹
i'm feeling the love, ma
i went on a date with soph

perfect 😍
who's soph?
oh
OH
she's sweet but you don't actually like her

favourite freeloader 🤭
she's sweet, but like
you already like someone else
don't lead her on like a dickhead

jobless freeloader 👹
i don't like anyone else??
and i do like her??

favourite freeloader 🤭
is that why you're always around
niamh? 🫥

jobless freeloader 👹
piss off.

favourite freeloader 🤭
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the real housewives of hogwarts

tess - little mermaid
niamh - viper
vivi - vimto
theo - nott
enzo - sweetheart
pansy - flower
mattheo - mattheo
blaise - cocky shite
draco - ferret





little mermaid
absolutely not.

viper
yeah, no.

vimto
no thank you.

cocky shite
i warned them.

nott
hey aldair

mattheo
hi theo???
did you conveniently forget about
the other seven people here

ferret
ew it's you

little mermaid
ew it's you 🤨
also, why have we been
summoned?
AH HI BABE

nott
WHA- HI

flower
HI LOVE

cocky shite
well.

little mermaid
now i kinda feel bad
hey, nott

viper
nope.

vimto
guys, i went shopping today!

little mermaid
DID YOU GET IT?

viper
she has no self control
of course she got it

vimto
i didn't see you stopping me 🤨
you encouraged it

viper
i never claimed to have
self control 😐

mattheo
great.
of course they're having
their own talk






























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