Raven: Statistically, I suppose someone has to.
Starfire: Might you wish to "hang out" with me? We could visit your favourite depressing cafe.
Raven: Already been. It was open mic and Blackfire wanted to share. Your sister's poetry is surprisingly dark.
Raven: This party is pointless.
Goth Boy: Everything's pointless; wanna go talk about it?
Starfire: [Gasps] Beautiful, tell me again what they are called?
Robin: Fireworks.
Starfire: On my home planet, such explosions would mean the Gordainians were attacking. You are sure certain Earth is not under attack?
Robin: Positive.
Starfire: [About the Pudding of Sadness] Try. The displeasing taste will ease your troubled mind.
Raven: My mind is never troubled. People come, people go. It's pointless to be upset about Cyborg. [Her powers flare up and crack several TV screens and her hair goes crazy. She pretends not to notice.] ...what?
Starfire: I wish to initiate a group hug!
Raven: Pass.
Raven: Please tell me this isn't another ridiculous prank.
Beast Boy: Okay, it's not a ridiculous prank...it's a BRILLIANT one!
Beast Boy: Yo, Raven! Try one! They're loaded with soybeany goodness!
Raven: I respect that you don't eat meat. Please respect that I don't eat fake meat.
Raven: [After Dr. Light just blasted her] Don't come any closer!
Dr. Light: [Taunting her] What's the matter, afraid of the light?
Raven: [Her eyes glow red, rising up, tentacles coming out from under her cloak] GRRR!
Dr. Light: Aaah! NO! NO! [Tentacles grab him] My suit! What are you--No! Stop! You win! I surrender!
Raven: [In a different voice] What's the matter? Afraid of the dark?
Dr. Light: I SURRENDER! NOOOOO... [He's pulled under her cloak]
Robin: [After Beast Boy served Breakfast] Thanks Beast Boy. Everything looks great.
Starfire: On my planet, such a feast would mark the arrangement of a marriage. Tell me Beast Boy, to whom are you engaged?
[Beast Boy screams and shudders]
Beast Boy: [About Raven] You know, she's never once laughed at any of my jokes!
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