JUST TO TELL EVERYONE I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS!!! THEY ARE CHARACTERS FROM A CARTOON CALLED 'TEEN TITANS' THAT USED TO PLAY ON CARTOON NETWORK. MY COUSIN IS IN LOVE WITH THIS ANIMATION SO I AM DEDICATING THIS TO HER FAVORITE CHARACTER - RAVEN!
Cyborg: How could you lose the remote?!
Beast Boy: What makes you so sure I lost it?
Cyborg: Uh, 'cause you're you.
Beast Boy: Look, just because I lost that video game--
Cyborg: And the toothpaste, and my football, and the waffle iron!
Beast Boy: Well, it just disappeared! How am I supposed to know where it went?
Cyborg: Well, how am I supposed to watch TV without a remote?!
Raven: [Slams book closed] Simple. You just get up and change the channel.
Cyborg: [Looks at Beast Boy, who returns his glance] Don't even joke like that.
Raven: I wasn't joking.
Cyborg: Good! 'Cause it wasn't funny! Now, either help us look for the remote or go back to your nasty old book and-
Raven: [murmurs] This is a pointless argument over a useless device...
Cyborg: Come on, man, how could you deny me the all-meat experience?
Beast Boy: Dude, I've been most of those animals!
Beast Boy: Is it me, or are we getting our butts kicked?
Raven, Robin: It's just you!
Beast Boy: That didn't just happen. Tell me that didn't just happen.
Raven: It did happen. We cannot change the truth, no matter how much we dislike it.
[Beast Boy rubs his right thigh and Raven heals it.]
Beast Boy: Who knew we had a doctor in the house. Thanks...
Raven: No problem...
Cyborg: [after being hacked into by Gizmo and losing his right arm] We got kicked out of our house, a pint-size Poindexter took me for a joyride, and in case you haven't noticed, I just became left-handed!
Raven: Enough! [Takes hood down] We need to control our emotions.
Cyborg: Or what?! Our bad vibes will keep you from meditating?!
Beast Boy: Told you we'd win you a prize!
Raven: [Sarcastically] A giant chicken. I must be the luckiest girl in the world.
Blackfire: Yo, Beast Boy, what's up?!
Beast Boy: Nothing but the ceiling, baby.
Blackfire: [Laughing] Good one!