JUST TO TELL EVERYONE I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS!!! THEY ARE CHARACTERS FROM A CARTOON CALLED 'TEEN TITANS' THAT USED TO PLAY ON CARTOON NETWORK. MY COUSIN IS IN LOVE WITH THIS ANIMATION SO I AM DEDICATING THIS TO HER FAVORITE CHARACTER - RAVEN!
Cyborg: How could you lose the remote?!
Beast Boy: What makes you so sure I lost it?
Cyborg: Uh, 'cause you're you.
Beast Boy: Look, just because I lost that video game--
Cyborg: And the toothpaste, and my football, and the waffle iron!
Beast Boy: Well, it just disappeared! How am I supposed to know where it went?
Cyborg: Well, how am I supposed to watch TV without a remote?!
Raven: [Slams book closed] Simple. You just get up and change the channel.
Cyborg: [Looks at Beast Boy, who returns his glance] Don't even joke like that.
Raven: I wasn't joking.
Cyborg: Good! 'Cause it wasn't funny! Now, either help us look for the remote or go back to your nasty old book and-
Raven: [murmurs] This is a pointless argument over a useless device...
Cyborg: Come on, man, how could you deny me the all-meat experience?
Beast Boy: Dude, I've been most of those animals!
Beast Boy: Is it me, or are we getting our butts kicked?
Raven, Robin: It's just you!
Beast Boy: That didn't just happen. Tell me that didn't just happen.
Raven: It did happen. We cannot change the truth, no matter how much we dislike it.
[Beast Boy rubs his right thigh and Raven heals it.]
Beast Boy: Who knew we had a doctor in the house. Thanks...
Raven: No problem...
Cyborg: [after being hacked into by Gizmo and losing his right arm] We got kicked out of our house, a pint-size Poindexter took me for a joyride, and in case you haven't noticed, I just became left-handed!
Raven: Enough! [Takes hood down] We need to control our emotions.
Cyborg: Or what?! Our bad vibes will keep you from meditating?!
Beast Boy: Told you we'd win you a prize!
Raven: [Sarcastically] A giant chicken. I must be the luckiest girl in the world.
Blackfire: Yo, Beast Boy, what's up?!
Beast Boy: Nothing but the ceiling, baby.
Blackfire: [Laughing] Good one!
Beast Boy: [To Raven] See? She thinks I'm funny.
Raven: Statistically, I suppose someone has to.
Starfire: Might you wish to "hang out" with me? We could visit your favourite depressing cafe.
Raven: Already been. It was open mic and Blackfire wanted to share. Your sister's poetry is surprisingly dark.
Raven: This party is pointless.
Goth Boy: Everything's pointless; wanna go talk about it?
Starfire: [Gasps] Beautiful, tell me again what they are called?
Starfire: On my home planet, such explosions would mean the Gordainians were attacking. You are sure certain Earth is not under attack?
Starfire: [About the Pudding of Sadness] Try. The displeasing taste will ease your troubled mind.
Raven: My mind is never troubled. People come, people go. It's pointless to be upset about Cyborg. [Her powers flare up and crack several TV screens and her hair goes crazy. She pretends not to notice.] ...what?
Starfire: I wish to initiate a group hug!
Raven: Please tell me this isn't another ridiculous prank.