-random conversation at the garage-
White: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Sean: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Black: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Sean, learn to listen.
Gram: What if it bites itself and I die?
Yok: That’s voodoo.
Sean: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Gumpa: That’s correlation, not causation.
Gram: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Yok: That’s kinky.
White: Oh my God.
