Goin' in your purse, you fucked around and dropped a rubber
"Who this for?" 'Cause you my bitch and we be fuckin' raw, every time
"Bitch, who this for?"
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BITCH WHO DIS FAA!?
dd pov
i was in tha bathroom rinsing my mouth out after i just finished brushing my teeth when y/n came in the bathroom and smacked ma back hard as shit.
it stung cuz ian have a shirt on so i jumped a little
"yo stop playing wimme" i said pinching her arm and she laughed
"AH STOP" she jumped smacking my arm down
"aii than" i smiled as i felt my lips being fry as hell which wasn't suprising cuz again, i just brushed ma teeth
"ma hair getting so longg" she dragged or referring to her silk press that was just a few incheset from her belly button
"you got chapstick?" i asked her as she smiled doing all kinds of poses while running her fingers through her hair
"oh yea i'm ma purse right there" she said pointing to the bag that was sat in the corner of the sink next to her vlog camera
just as i began to zip the bag open it was snacthed from my hands "wait ima get" she said cleary rushing her words out
i mugged her "what you panicking for?" i asked her
"i'm not ima just get it for you" she said pulling it out and handing it to me
as i began to put the chapstick on she walked out of the bathroom with the bag to put it up i guess and i turned my head when i heard the sound of a box falling
i set the chapstick down and looked at the ground seeing a box of condoms and the condoms on the ground but separate from the box
"what the fuck" i said to myself picking up the condoms than the box
the box said it came wit 12 and as i looked only 3 was left meaning she used 9
she entered the bathroom and her facial expression dropped once she saw what i had in ma hands
"who this fa?" i asked and she stood quiet
"y/n who's fucking rubbers is these" i said raising ma voice as i got a little mad
"m-ine i got em fa us" she stuttered
"we don't even use these than they a small these little ass shits" i said
"i didn't check tha size when i bought em" she said playing wit her fingers
"stop fucking lying to me. it's 9 missing so you been fucking other niggas?" i said
"no, those are for us" she said lowly
"than why 9 used?"
"cuz we used them" she said
i sucked ma teeth "yo now you fucking playing wimme" i said walking out the bathroom putting on ma shirt and grabbing my phone off the nightstand
i sat on the bed putting my sneakers on than walked out
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y/n pov
i was doing a condom prank on dd i don't know he didn't notice that the camera was recording simply because it was right next to ma purse that he grabbed
but he walked out of my room and said he done wimme and that he gon get his shit later
i quickly ran to the bathroom and grabbed the camera
"WAIT" i called out laughing as i ran down the steps
"it was a prank!" i said rushing infront of him and blocking him from the front door
i put the camera on him as he sat there wit a straight face "nah this ain't no prank the camera wasn't recording" he said softly pushing me out the way but i grabbed his shirt
"no i'm fa real i can play it back fa you it's a prank" i said
"show me than" he looked at me
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"aight yall he not mad no more" i smiled as i raised the camera showing us cuddled up in the bed
"you be playing to much" he grinned shaking his head
"whateverrrr but i got you so you gotta say team y/n" i said putting the camera in his face
"team y/n." he mumbled and i smiled
"K" he added than he started laughing
"bro" i said before laughing along
"no say it" i grabbed his face
"ian saying it" he said
"ok whatever he's a goofy so we just gon end it noww" i said than did my outro and turned of the camera setting it down on my nightstand
"you better keep shi like tha as pranks cuz if you ever actually do some shi like tha to me ima kill you" he said
"uhm is that a threat?" i asked
"take it how you wanna take it" he said
"so if i do actually do sum like that than what?" i asked raising an eyebrow
"you won't you not that crazy to risk ya life" he said
"please you know better" i laughed shaking my head
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