Banana

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Racquet: (walking) *finds banana* "Ooh! Oh what a delicious treat!"

*She starts eating it*

Shuttle: *breaks down door*

Shuttle: "Racquet?"

Racquet: "Shuttle?"

Shuttle: "What is that?"

Racquet: "What is what?"

Shuttle: "Is- Is that my fvcking banana?"

Racquet: "No! It is not your banana!"

(They both start arguing)

White-Out: "Hey hey hey! What is going on here?"


Shuttle: "She started it!"

Racquet: "He started it!"

      ⬆️Same time⬆️

*They look at each other*

White-Out: "Uhm.. Let's start from the beginning."

Racquet: "Well I was walking around, then I found this banana and then Shuttle said it was his"

Shuttle: "I was looking for my banana and then I found Racquet eating my banana"

(They both start arguing again)

White-Out: "Uhh, please stop that guys. Clippy??"

Clippy: *breaks through window* "You two. Go to your room right now"


Racquet: "But...But Shuttle-"

Shuttle: "But...But Racquet-"

      ⬆️Same time⬆️

Clippy: "Now."

*Shuttle and Racquet go to their rooms while muttering stuff*

White-Out: "Teach me your ways Clippy."

Clippy: "I'm the baaaad person. Duh"


(SORRY FOR THE CRAPPY ENDING-)




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