this is a remake of something very cringe I did that I couldn't put myself through anymore, so I'm remaking it, and I took the AU I had originally and just quit crossing shit that didn't make sense over, so this is my satire AU and is meant to be t...
Uxie: 97% song is literally "Run run run away" ohhhhhh. I mean, he should, but oh snap.
Marshadow: sis, why's it looped?
Shaymin: it's the only one I could find
Darkrai: I agree. He really should.
Zamazenta: He should. He's got to go. He's got to brick it.
Giratina: This is the one thing this group chat agrees on
Chien-Pao: wtf. Keldeo needs to go. Like, now. This guy's nuts.
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Xerneas: Wtf.
Yveltal: Kid... GTFO.
Reshiram: I was about to say that I feel bad for suggesting that Keldeo should run away. But after this? That remorse is gone.
Zekrom: Chien-Pao, if you (somehow) adopt him, he falls asleep with this song
Tapu Lele: Everyone on this group chat, including me, is on board with this.
Mew: it's concerning when EVERYONE on this group chat agrees with something. I'm even on board with this.
Deoxys: We all agree in this.
Meloetta: Seriously y'all, this is trippy as fuck.
Hoopa: damn, we're all in on this.
Lunala: We are.
Kyogre: why is THIS what we all agree on
Lugia: It just is, don't push it.
Marshadow: Cobalion reading this rn:
Shaymin: Welp. We're officially horrible.
Zygarde: Who's gonna be the one kidnapping Keldeo
Zamazenta: DON'T WORD IT LIKE THAT!
Zygarde: how else should I word it
Uxie: Shaymin's right. We're horrible.
Zekrom: Remember when Keldeo told this entire group chat "One day one of you is going to kidnap me and I'm just going to let you." I don't think he was joking
Latios: If Coballeon is reading this: https://youtu.be/sac5doJOoUI
