Officer bro: I have to arrest you guys for having for having 3
people on one motorcycle.
Angel: dang.
Veteran: wait 3?
Stoner: AW SH*T CAPTAIN FELL OFF.
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Gnome: hey meet me at the McDonald's.
Engineer: potassium.
Gnome: was that auto correct.
Engineer: no potassium is the symbol for k o-
Gnome:YOU ARE SUCH A NERD.
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Captain: name something a robber wouldn't want to see when robbing a house.
bday: NAKED GRANDMA.
captain: NAKED WHAT.
engineer: I wouldn't want to see that either.
*Number 1 answer*
bday: WOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
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Veteran: why are your tounges purple.
Gnome we got slushies, I got red.
Engineer: and I got blue.
Veteran: oh.
Veteran:OH F*CK.
captain: you drank each other's slushies?
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Mr cheese: *screams*.
Mr egg: *screams louder to assert dominance*.
The gentleman: should we do something?
Stoner observing: I want to see where this goes.
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Veteran,pointing: may I sit there?
Player: that's my lap.
Veteran: that doesn't answer me question.
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Happy: I'm crushing on someone but I'm scared of telling.
Bday: come on just rip off the band-aid.
Happy: it's dum.
Bday: put the band-aid back on.
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goodbye you hotties
