Alya: I just noticed something.
Alex: Hm?
The two girls are currently inside of Alex's house, going through her walk-in closet.
Alya: Why are almost all of your J's creased? Don't you have crease protectors?
Alex: I don't have crease protectors...
The two stare at each other silently.
Alya: Girl...
[...]
Alex: There was a motor close to where I am right now.
Marinette: A motor- a motorcycle?
Alex: Oh sorry, a murder.
Alya: That escalated quickly.
[...]
*playing twister*
Marinette: Right hand red.
Alex: *ends up on top of Alya*
Alya: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
Marinette: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.
[...]
Alex: Alya, what does IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?
Alya: I don’t know, I love you, talk to you later.
Alex: Alright, I love you too, I'll ask Marinette.
Alya: Wait- Alex, no-
[...]
Marinette: Is there anyone here who’s actually straight?
Alya: *raises hand*
Alex: *puts their hand down*
[...]
Alya: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Alex?
Alex: No.
Marinette: I do!
Alya: I know, Marinette.
Marinette: I’m sad.
Alya: I know, Marinette.
[...]
Alya: ....Thou shalt not marry each other, for thy art both sinful...
Alex: I just wanna fucking marry Marinette!!
[...]
Alex: Hey, Alya? Can I get some dating advice?
Alya: Just because I'm with Nino doesn't mean I know how I did it.
[...]
Nino: Today at 7 am, Alex poured a Monster energy drink in their coffee, said "I'm going to die" and drank the whole thing.
Marinette : I watched Alex brew their coffee with Monster instead of water. Three cups in two hours. I think they ascended into the astral realm.
Alya: The survivability of the human race never fails to amaze me.
[...]
*The gang is learning CPR on a test dummy*
Alya: So, assessing the situation. Are they breathing?
Alex: No, Alya. They are not breathing. And they have no arms or legs.
Alya: No, that’s not part of it—
Alex: Where are they? You know what? If we come across somebody with no arms or legs do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what kind of quality of life do we have there?
Marinette : I would want to live with no legs.
Alex: How about no arms? No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now, Marinette . You don’t do anything.
Alya: All right, well, lets get back to it. ‘Cause you’re losing him.
Alex: *pumps frantically*
Alya: Okay, too fast. Everyone, we need to pump at a pace of a 100 beats per minute.
Alex: Okay, that’s uh, hard to keep track. How many is that per hour?
Nino: How’s that gonna help you?
Alex: I will divide and then count to it.
Nino: Right.
Alya: Okay. Well, a good trick is to pump to the tune of ‘Staying Alive’ by the Bee Gees. Do you know that song?
Alex: Yes, yes I do. I love that song. *clears throat, begins to sing* First I was afraid, I was petrified.
[...]
Marinette : Words ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie-
Alex: Eyy, homie!
Nino: But then there's cootie...
Alya: Die.
[...]
Marinette : I am convinced Alex and Nino share a brain cell.
Alya: And it's not in use very often, it seems.
[...]
Nino, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it-
Marinette , whispering: Should we call the exorcist?
Alex, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick.
Alya, appalled: Call the exorcist.
[...]
Alya: Who wants to go out of the country on a road trip?
Marinette : Yea, I could drink legally!
Nino: I could hang out with the boys!
Alex: I could hide from the consequences of my actions.
(A/n: just a little something while I'm still working on the 2nd chapter.)
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The Spider and The Ladybug (Season 1)
Fanfiction14 year old, Alexandria Stark, moves to Paris to take over one of her father's (Tony Stark) branch companies and to get away from the craziness that is NYC. She gets bitten by a radioactive spider and becomes her alter ego persona, Spider-girl and h...
