h-hi!! i'm kyle bro flocks i!! i'm in high school and i have three bonehead friends! kenny, who has like 6 STDs, ..cartman 😠, who started working out and now he has a 12 pack, and STAN ❤️❤️❤️❤️, stan's been my SUUPERR best friend for as long as i can remember 😅😅 he's also really emo.. and hot.. BUT HE HAS A GIRKFRIEND!! wendy. she's a BUTXH! I HAGE HER ARARSTRA but yk i love stan so i have to love her!!
today stan made out with me in the middle of class right in front of wendy and then told me that he was straight.. UnU i HAGE WENDY!!
AARARWRRARARS I CANR STOP HAVING OANIC ATTACKS THINKING SBOUT WENDY I WANT TO KILM HER!!
bébés having a PARTY!! i'm gonna go to try and get my mind off stan...
IM REALLY DEUNK AND ME AND STAN ARE HAVING BUTTSEX?? I DONT KNOW EHYYY!! WERE LITERALLY 10 BUT I LOOVVEEEE STAN!! 😭
me and stan have kids now bc he GOT ME OREGNANT!!
after three long delivery procedures.. ALL OF MY KIDS HAVE BLONDE HAIR!! SILLY KENNY 😊😊
