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"Barkbakrbakrbaorbkabrkavrkvarovakrbark owo" Lestat proclaims as he urinates on the carpet

Louis looks up coldly for a moment and stares at the man. A moment of thought and the 'Ravenette'  shoots him with an M-16 sexily. "naughty Lestat" he smirks

"Louis. How could you do this to me" Lestat sobs in misery, clutching his chest (his buddies his bahonga bonga jiggly jiros) "I cant believe after all we've been through… that you w-would'' he coughed and gagged and threw up everywhere his mascara running down his ugly ass European face

Louis takes a hit from his comically oversized blunt and kicks him over like a carbor box and he crumples like macdonal napkin 👍📦

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