Part 3: Mario loves ARSON

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Mario: Meggy helpppppp!

Meggy: What Mario?

Mario: I accidentally burned down a forest in front of the showgrounds!

Meggy: You what?!

Mario: Can you help Mario clean it up?

Meggy: Sure. I don't see why not. It's not like I have coach someone!

Mario: REALLY!!!! Also great I grabbed a lighter!

Meggy: Mario! Put the lighter down. We don't want the trees around the showground the end up like the trees in Australia.

Mario: BUT IT'S FUNNNNNN...

Meggy: That is Arson and it is illegal.

SMG4: He has done far more illegal things.

Meggy: What laws did he break.

SMG4: Where do I begin

SMG4: Assault, Murder, Torture, Animal Abuse, Accidentally Bank robbery, Aircraft Hijacking, Public Nudity, Framing, Harassment, Reckless Driving, Kidnapping, Illegal Smuggling, Trespassing, Extortion, Tax Fraud, Child Abuse, Resisting Arrest, Arson, and Genocide just to name a few.

Meggy: 😲😲😲😲

A while later

Niles: Yo three. Want to do something illegal?

SMG3: I'm in! What are we doing.

Niles: We are going to steal SMG4 computer and take all of its data and sell it on the dark web.

SMG3: Sounds great!

Hall Monitor: Do I smell something illegal?

Niles has left the server

SMG3: REALLY!!!!

Hall Monitor: You are going away for a long time

A while later (SMG3 was arrested)

Luigi: what do you guys want for dinner?

Boopkins: Ramen!

Mario: Spaghetti!

Meggy: Instant Ramen!

SMG3: Coffee!

Spudnick: Mac and Cheese!

Niles: The souls of the innocent.

SMG4: Uh....

Niles: What?

A while later

Mario: Niles?

Niles: Yeah?

Mario: Niiiiiiiiiiiiintedo... meemes?

Niles: NO ASK SOMEONE ELSE!!!.

Mario: SMG3?

SMG3: Mario I am not reacting to Nintendo memes with you.

Mario: Fine. I guess I will have to show everyone the image of you and SMG4 in the igloo

SMG3: OK OK I'LL REACT. JUST PLEASE DONT SHOW THAT!!!!!

Mario: Great!

SMG2: What about the igloo?

SMG3: You don't want to know.

SMG2: Um... OK!

A while later

SMG only channel:

SMG4: Welcome to the SMG only channel. Where only SMGs are allowed to view this channel.

SMG3: Great! I don't have to worry about Mario messing with me.

SMG1: Yeah, it is nice.

Minion: Hello :)

SMG3: Minion what the hell are you doing here?!

SMG4: Well she is my clone which means she is technically a meme guardian.

SMG6: That makes a little sense.

Minion: I FEEL VALIDATED :D

SMG3: cool

SMG4: Anyways, what do you guys want to talk about?

SMG2: WE SHOULD START A PODCAST!!!!

SMG5: THAT IS A GREAT IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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