Greetings, living people, I'm Blake Riley from I.M.P. (Immediate Murder Professionals). Ever wondered what it'd be like if I live in the world of both Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel? Well you check it out here! See you guys in the story!
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Blitzø bumps into his ex-girlfriend and isn't extremely pleased to see her. With her taking his parking space, he will do anything to get it back.
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Blitzø and the rest of the I.M.P. crew were driving their gray van along the street.
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Blitzø: "I love this song!" [poorly singing along with "Mustang Dong" on the radio] ♫ You were a spicy little- uh- Demon with the- uh- bleach blonde haaaair! ♫
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Loona is shown sitting in the passenger seat next to Blitzø, looking mildly annoyed at his singing. Moxxie covers his somehow non-existing ears in the back while Millie rolls down her window and smiles.
Blitzø: ♫ Fieeendin' for that semen when I caught your stare... ♫
They drive into an old crowded parking lot.
Blitzø: ♫ Thooought it might be love, but you went--♫
A pink car pulls into the remaining parking space.
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Blitzø: "Oh, shit! Fu-!"
He slams onto the brakes and the van skids to a stop. Blitzø turns off the radio and glares at the person in the pink car. He glances at the license plate, which reads "SUCKS-4-LIFE".
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