Down With the Deals (Bill Cipher x Reader) [Part One]

Chapter 26: Dream Scheme

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You turned away shyly, and stood there. Ford noticed your outcasted reaction, "Y/N? Have you been dealing with the Dream Hipster?.." You turned back to Ford, still silent. He asked, "Have you spent a day in nightmares?" You said, "I...-I can't say that I have..."

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Ford pondered and mumbled to himself, "Hmm... That is consistently weird." You hear him and ask, "What do you mean?" Ford turns to you, "It seems that you're impervious to nightmares..." You shrug, "Ever since moving to Gravity Falls... I have." Ford thought hard, "Then there must be some sort of force protecting you. Maybe some other creature." You shrugged, knowing it was Bill Cipher. Suddenly something dawned on him, "Of course! Y/N, you're the cure!"

You jumped back in surprise, "What!?" Ford explained, "Since you're impermeable to nightmares, you can get the guy away from us!" You thought about it, "And how are we going to do that?" Ford brooded, "We will need to go to your Mindscape-" You interrupted, "Oh right!.. The Mindscape! Ah, my old friend. I haven't been there in a while though..." You muttered to yourself at the end.

Everyone took on a look of surprise, and concern. Dipper broke the surprised silence in the air, "Whoa, whoa, whoa..! What!?" You look around the circle of your friends and say, "I thought I was the only one who knew about the Mindscape!" Ford commented, "Well, anyway, we would need to travel to your mind." You coughed, "What!? How is a group of people will be able to fit in my brain!?" Ford reassured, "I'm sure there's a way into there." Dipper opened up Journal 3 and list through a bunch of pages, "Aha! What about the In Order to See page?" Ford took the journal from Dipper and looked at it. He read it a bit before happily looking at Dipper, "You're right! This is a way to enter Y/N's mind!" You cough up, "As much as you all are my friends, it's still weird to have people going into your mind." Ford compromised, "How about you make a list of people that would be comfortable enough to go into your head?" You say, "Alright... That sounds like a plan." Wendy backed out, "As much as it could be fun, I'm saying no." Grunkle Stan shrugged, "I would rather watch TV instead of be in my employee's mind." Soos said, "I don't want to see that British Dog Man again. I would rather be with Mr. Pines." You look at Dipper, Mabel, and Ford and say, "Well, I guess I already got my dream team." Mabel shouted, "You really trust me enough to go into your mind!?" Dipper commented, "Alright, never expected to go into someone's mind again." Ford pushed up his glasses, "You really trust me?" You shrug at all of them, "The best people to trust are the ones who want to stick around."

You asked, "How does this spell-thing work exactly?" Mabel explained, "So basically you fall asleep and then we must recite this encantation-thing and it's like what??? And so then we enter your mind!" You groan, "I must be asleep for this!? My insomnia barely allows me to sleep and I feel most vulnerable when I sleep!" Dipper reassured, "It's going to be fine, we're your most trusted friends. And plus, we have done this before." You sigh, "Fair, I trust you." You walk away, "I'm going to read a boring book to fall asleep."

It was dark, 9:46 P.M. You were reading a long and detailed book about your least favorite subject in school. You felt your eyes getting fatigued, reading that much text has been exhausting.

Mabel came in to get you a cup of tea (with glitter in it of course). She noticed you were asleep. Mabel set the cup back in the kitchen, and got back to Ford and Dipper to tell them, "Guys! Y/N is asleep! We can finally get rid of that Dream Hipster!" Ford looked up from the book he was reading and turned to Dipper as both of their eyes lit up. Ford got up and Dipper walked over. They set up the room with candles.

They all chanted, "Videntis Omnium.

Magister Mentium.

Magnesium Ad Hominem.