Since the Dork Diaries movie is coming out soon, I'm starting a Mackenzie Hollister series! I seen lots of people do it, so I thought, "Why can't I?"
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Hello Hollister's! I'm starting my own Diary series, because Nikki needs a taste of her own m...
I'm planning to host a party, and in geometry class I was planning to ask Nikki to give Jessica's invitation, but she did the most rudest thing!
Who do you think she is????
I was asked to tell Nikki to give Jessica's invitation to her, but she cut me off and took it. She was excited, did she really think I was going to invite her to my party?
Once she opened it, I had to say something. Nikki was acting like an Idiot. So I told her this. "YOU IDIOT!" I hissed. "WHAT are you doing?" She said that she was opening HER invitation. I laughed. Why would I want to invite Nikki?
She writes a diary, and wears yucky clothes. I don't want to be unpopular because of HER. I even called her a stalker, because she stands there, writing. Do it in the bathroom, its creepy!
I also called her an uncivilized Gorilla, for opening something that was for Jessica. Everyone was looking a her, drama causer!!!
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Later, I was spying on Nikki because she was near the office door. I had the best idea, I'm going to plash water on her to not enter the art contest.
It was so funny! Nikki looked a puddle TBR, (*To Be Real). Lunchtime was also fun. Jessica made Nikki trip, and her food was on herself!!! Nikki is such the class clown. I thought that me and her would be civil, but this is war. "Hey Nikki, having a nice TRIP?" Me and my friends just continued laughing. Nikki is such a clown, I don't understand where does she gets her humor.
But the not funny part is, that she's STEALING my boyfriend. I saw her talking to Brandon. Nikki really got some nerve. Did she really think we would be friends? She just caused drama and trouble. I had to do something, or Brandon would forget about me and leave me to the DUST!!!!
I was angry. Nikki thinks that she can go up and rule the world, and her first step is to steal Brandon. "Nikki, do you really think that he would like a LOSER like you?" Nikki didn't knew what I was talking about.
"Your such a KLUTZ, OMG I think peed your pants." Jessica blurted. She was so right! I agreed, and she rolled her eyes. "I spilled milk. Don't you both see that?" said Nikki. We nodded no and kept laughing.
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3 Weeks and 3 Days Later....
It was a rainy day, YUCK! And I saw Nikki, in her pajamas wearing bunny slippers. Did she oversleep? Unlucky her. Then I noticed something. Nikki's Dad had this bug exterminator business, and there was this yucky insect on top of the van. Her painting was run over by a van. I was laughing, maybe that's why we don't oversleep MAXWELL! :)
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Once Nikki came back to school, a huge crowd of people was surrounding her locker. Because, I might told I few people from the CCP about Nikki's Dad is a bug exterminator, and a kid wrote "Bug Girl" on her locker. I was pretty funny, and the funny part is, she was crying.
Poor Nikki! >:)
Thursday October 10
I saw four girls having matching outfits, so I made a comment. "OMG! Look at that! There wearing all of the same ugly thing!" I noticed Nikki, still writing in that diary. I'm going to take it one day, because it's disturbing!
"Hey Nikki, I didn't write 'Bug Girl' on your locker, case your wondering. Lots of people wear Ravishing Red-Hot Cinnamon Twist, you know." I looked at the mirror and put another layer of lip gloss. "Even it was me, you wouldn't have any proof."
