Monique: Life is hard

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CHAPTER 1: FREAK THE FREAK OUT

My name is Moniqué Raven Esther Robinson!

I know what you’re thinking; why is you whole name so damn long?

*FlashBack*

Well it was when my mum gave birth to me...she loved the birds RAVEN so much she put it as my name :/ I know weird! And the Esther is my dad’s late sister’s name.

*Reality*

Anyways I am ½ Nigerian and ½ Korean but I grew up around black people since my dad left my mum for a stupid Sket when I was just 2 so now there is no sign of my Korean side L

I like tight jeans, dark shades when I walk the ground shakes, like an 808 (8)

I woke up with my girl shadai calling me.

Me: Wag1 Boo

Shadai: YOO, Get your ass up !

Me: NOOO ! Its 1st day of holiday at least let me sleep please

Shad: Your so lazy man!

Me: LOL Like I didn’t know!

I slumped on my bed and talked to Shadai about life and we gist’ed each other.

Me: AHHH man I have to go, gotta do something fast

Shad: Alright ma girl, tell André I said hi yeah

Me: You do it yourself. KMT best duck off woman’s line!

We laughed for a while with that we cut off

André: is my older brother and yes the annoying types and can be nosey but not over protective.

No lies my brother is PENG! Now I know I can’t talk about my brother like that but his personality is a huge FAIL!

André:: Yo lil sis

Me: Kmt, André: get out of my room

André:: HAHAHA some rat anyways your room stinks

Me: Yours is worse...Not that mine stinks anyways

André:: Shut up you ugly shit

Me: Uhrm if am ugly you are 2 since people say we look alike y-

I received one box in the face leaving my cheeks twitching

Me: Ouch! Am telling muuum !

I ran downstairs before he could grab me and told mum what happened

Mum: Oya André get your ass downstairs NOW before I kick you myself

André: runs downstairs laughing

Mum: I don’t know why your laughing! Soon the laugh would turn into a cry

André:: Ite mum ITE

Mum: now what happened?

André: explained everything to me AGAIN while she was holding her hand back

Mum: Don’t kill my only daughter for me oooh! Now knell down and put your infected arms up

I loved every second of it. I received a phone call from Jeremiah

Jeremiah: oi I! Come buck man now

Me: Kmt is my name oi and why can’t YOU buck me?

Jeremiah: Ahh Skeen Skeen I can’t man, mum left me to stay with Tasha and am mad bored.

To be honest Jeremiah is my boy best friend and I don’t trust no boy but him and I am very rude, when I want to be.

Me: Ite ite but don’t try no shit

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