I fucking hate birds at the moment
I'm out fishing with my friends,
yeah now, minding my own damn business.
When suddenly..
I feel something drop on my shoulder.
Nope, not even shitting you guys right now.
Well I am in a way..
Because the bird.
Actually shitted on my shirt.
I was wearing a black band shirt...
Yup,
it's pretty damn noticeable.
There for...
I
Fucking
Hate
Birds.
