Its war, people are dying
Third Reich planned to kick Poland's ass, but he was weak, so he decided to get a boyfrie- I mean a partner named
USSR
They both partnered to kick Poland's ass, so they came to his house,
squished him
and killed him
and also kicked his ass, because yes
And they fell in loveand kissed
And then Reich stabbed USSRand flew away from the scene
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