Obama go to his fave bra shop
Hot topic.
He go 2 the worker
'Yo Bruno" he sey
Brun nodd
"Hot dayum" Obama sing
Brunp gown
He h9 dat song.
His tru passion is heavy metal
"DEATH TO ALL BUT METAL" he screm
"No" sey obma
Then silence
"Wot u wot enywey" B asked
"Starbuks" giggle Obama
O no!
He forgot he need a bra!!!!!!!
"OMFG yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" go Bruno
So dey go to starbuks together
Obama get a caramel frappe
Bruno get a caramel frappe
Ermahgerd. Twinzies.
"TWINZIEEEEEES" they sing and take a peece and pout selfie
"ha ha we so cute" say obama
"I knooooooooow" sey bruno
Meanwhile
Michelle was sucking kanyes carrot
"Taste Gud" she sey
"Ikr I used extra special growing spray on them" kenye tell her
"Ooooooooooooh" say midhel as she finish he carrot
Then Kanye tweet:
"Best dey evur with my wcw michel obama"
Jayden reply:
"But if the best day is ever can there really be another day"
Then jayden delet his Twitter
Meanwhile
Kim read the tweet
She crie
"😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭" ~ Kim k
She gunna kick Michelle's ass
"Gunna kick Michelle's ass" she sey
And Chloe be like oooooooooohhh snap you go girl hell yah.
YOU ARE READING
Obama and the bra
FanfictionSumtims Obama just needs a bra for those hella bug mellons
