Mikayla ***DISCONTINUED***

Do you wanna build a snowman?

Intro: Lights and cameras pop out of stuff. They're old and covered in spider webs. Someone snaps a board. the cameras sweep through camp Wawanakwa. They go up the hill from the first seasons first challenge before plunging down. Cameron is under water surrounded by pirranas. A fishing hook pulls him up, where B is sitting in a boat with a homemade motor attached. Cameron flies through the air and he lands in Jo's arms, who tosses him on the ground to she can race Brick. Jo runs past Dawn who's meditating. A mutant gopher pops out of the ground and scares Dawn who runs away. It cuts to Mike and Zoe in a canoe. Mike is Svetlana, which is annoying Zoe. The canoe goes over the waterfall and passes by lightning who is standing over it while using a log as a weight. zoe and Mike land on the log, making it break. Scott laughs, and Fang pops out of the confessional. Mikayla runs up and grabs Scott's hand before they both run. In the kitchen, chef pulls headphones out of a pot so he doesn't have to hear Stacy's talking. Ann Maria is spraying on hairspray. The camera sweeps to the beach, where Jo won her race against Brick. Sam is playing a video game, by a sasquatch steals it. Dakota kisses the camera, leaving a lipstick mark. An intern cleans it, and paparazzi take pictures of Dakota. Chris flies by with a jetpack, and dumps water on Dakota. It cuts to the campfire at night. Scott and Mikayla are about to kiss, but chef hold the marshmallow of loserdom between them, making them jerk back. Intro ends, episode starts

I gave up trying to eat my food, and settled on just making paper stars and throwing them at the wall.

Sam put some of his 'Breakfast' in his mouth, and immediately spat it out. Most of it went all over me.

"Ugh, now I know why gruel rhymes with cruel" he said. He noticed where he had spat the food "Oh, sorry Mick".

"It's cool" I said.

Scott grabbed some of the gruel out of my hair and ate it, which was kinda weird, but hey, nobody's perfect.

I pulled the rest of it out.

"There's gotta be some protein in here somewhere!" Lightning said, stirring his slop.

"I'm pretty sure this is glue and flour, so probably not" I said honestly.

Confessional

Mikayla: So, camp has been pretty good overall. I've been spending a lot of time with Dawn and Sam. Oh, and sometimes Scott, but he just spends a lot of time in the woods. probably looking for the invincibility statue. I don't know why he thinks he needs it though, he's really nice. Well, to me at least. not really to the others. Does that mean he likes me more than them? N-not that I want him to, or anything *Blushes*

Scott: This place is torture, even shoveling manure back on the farm beats hanging with these losers. Well, except Mikayla, she's ok. I could probably lure her into an alliance when the teams merge. I-if I can't though, anyone else would be fine, because, phht, Mikayla's not anything special, positive attitude and gorgeous face or not *Folds arms and tries to look like he isn't lying. the key word here is tries*

End

Lightning ate some gruel and started choking.

Dawn calmly walked up to him. "Don't worry, I'll save you" she said, before giving him the heimlich, and somehow lifting him up a bit 

(A/n, but seriously, how does she do that?).

Lightning coughed up a cockroach. "gross" I said, wrinkling my nose.

"Whew! That was a close one! Thanks Creepy Girl" Lightning said.

Can he at least try and make and effort to learn our names?