Chainsaw Man: All bow to the devil of Death! (Chainsaw Man x M!Reader

Chapter I - The mongrel with a chainsaw

Starting off right from where we left...

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Y/n: Uh... But what do I do now?

D.D.: That's a very good question

The bus driver and the nurse finally snap out of their "Resurrection hysteria" and turn their attention back to you

Nurse: Are you responsive? – She waves one hand in front of your face – You've been just through a miracle, you know that?

Y/n: Yeah, don't worry about me – You brush her off

Nurse: Do you remember what's your name? Where you live? – She backs off a little

Y/n: Of course, it's... – What's my name again? – Fuck.

You reach for your wallet in your pocket and look at your ID

Y/n: It's Y/n, yeah – "What the fuck is this now, D.D.?"

D.D.: You almost went completely braindead, so your memories are gone, so sorry but I'm unable to bring 'em back

Y/n: I'm getting off this bus now, excuse me

Taking your umbrella out, you jump off the bus and walk to a nearby cafe, just to sit a while and process all that's going on

D.D.: I wouldn't be whining so much about this if I were you, man

Y/n: Says the one who didn't lose his... You're voice is quite deep, I'll be referring to you as a male, is that okay?

D.D.: Whatever man, I don't have no dick anymore but that's fine

Y/n: Ehm, as I was saying, it wasn't you who lost memory of friends, family, your cellphone password, bank accounts, eta cetera

D.D.: I didn't see no bank card in your wallet, that means you have no bank account at all

Y/n: Right, thanks – You roll your eyes – I don't remember no password or my address, though

D.D.: Time will tell, buddy, if someone cares about you they'll call your number sooner or later

Y/n: Huh, now that you say it...

???: Oi! Y/n! – A male voice says, in a tone that doesn't evidence any threat to you

You turn your attention to a blonde guy with an eye patch

And a small devil walking beside him, like a pet