Wait, where's the smut??
BAHSHHSHSHAHAHA YALL REALLY THOUGHT DIDN'T YOU AAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Sorry but I just had to.
If this for some reason gets enough attention then I MIGHT add an actual chapter for you freaky little clowns. I know ya'll are down bad for this dude, and I really can't blame you, he's got some mighty fine bowls.
Anywho, I love you guys <333