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Tommy: Can you keep a secret?
Dream: Do you know anything about my life?
Tommy: No I do not.Good point.

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Tommy: you killed me with an potato.....
Dream: yea,and? It was not tha-
Tommy: how killable was I?
Dream: excuse me?
Tommy: did i stutter?
Dream:....o-oh u-umm I'll say pretty killable
Tommy: oh man! Really? I thought I'd say least last my own!
Dream: well you didn't,it was not even hard
Tommy: hmm,okay let's do this again but after i go and try to be less killable
Dream; okay! Byee send me letters once in a while please!
Tommy; i will!

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Dream : Watcha got there..?
Tommy: *petting a ostrich* A smoothie.

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Tommy: I am an expert at identifying birds.
Dream : Okay, what about those ones flying over there?
Tommy: Yeah, they're all birds.

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Tommy: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?
Dream : Neither.
Dream : Because it's twelve.

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Tommy: Would you like something to drink? *They open the fridge* We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-
Dream : Spiders?
Tommy: Spiders it is then.
Dream : No, that wasn't-
* But they were already pouring them a brimming glass of spiders…*

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Tommy: They don't make them like me no more. I'm the last of my kind.
Dream : Thank god.

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Dream : Any idiot would know that.
Tommy: I knew that!
Dream : See?

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Eyyyyyyyy how was it? Hope it was good thinking of delivering one more in a few min though don't know

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