Friday Barnes Spam

Headcannons except theyre all right because my word is law.

okay title is just a little joke

things that would kill Spratt.
1. My  frequent slander talks
2 me shipping rajiv and epstein
3 Ian and friday being a couple for more than one page
4 cussing
5 The way i made friday arab and dumped her white self in the bin
6 all my oc's
7 the way i turned wai-yi into a scene emo red haired babe who's fav song is fully alive and has multiple band shirts, hundreds of knee length converse, a billion studded belts, and no brain instead of the BLATANT stereotype her canon self is
8 ... my ian redesign.
9 Me.
10. A sex scene probably
11. me saying friday would like lana del rey because i can
12. danni (literally.) muddybedsheets

. Pedro Pascal as Mr Maclean fan cast AND DONT SPEAK TO ME about how he's a loser in canon because i wont take it. I listen to you can be the boss by ldr and think of him okay. he is know hunky dilf material lana del rey vinyl BABE and i will address him as such.
. Mr fontana is like 19 and was hired so young because the headmaster couldnt pay anyone whos been a teacher for a bit to work at highcrest so he got someone still in uni
. Mr fontana and Ian bestfriend s/father figure/older brother figure?
. Mr fontana flirting w any teacher and gettijg yelled at by Mr Maclean cuz he's old enough to be his father
. Susan's fkn tall as hell and drake is miniature.
. Wednesday is canon. wdym friday doesnt have a cat? she does duh!! it clearly says so, youre a blind loser!!!
. he also bites.
. Melanie and Friday are Taylor swift lover and Lana del Rey lover besties
. miss priddock is bad asf🙏🙏🙏🙏🔥🔥🔥😍😍😍
. Mr davies cutie patootie he's so babygirl
. Frian is she fell first he fell harder except we were robbed of Ian being so blatantly in love with her everyone knew and even she knew but she put it off cuz she didn't feel like she deserved him
. hear me out on post breakdown Vice principal cuz he's kinda..😊😊😊
. no but fr hear me out he's kinda baby girl
. Ian sucks balls at  footy cuz he gets so mad and ends up tackling everyone and getting red cards
. FREQUENT trea mira friday and melanie sleepovers and when i say frequent i mean every chance they can get.
. these sleepovers include mad shit talking, gossiping (theyre two diff things fr), giggling, and girly activities
. everyone who got mad at friday needs to calm down cuz shes just a girl living in her girl world doing girly things😞😞😞😞
. ROBERTO WAS SO BBG I ALREADY MISS HIM OMG if he's not in the next book im killing myself because wtf. adam was alr ig idk we didn't get much on him. BUT ROBERTO!!! his little girl date with mel and friday was so cute omg girls trip.
. Mirabella was done TOO dirty in the books we got no redemption arc. anyways i love her because shes so cute shes actually my wife if you guys didn't know and shes like so cute so regina george SOOO cute idk who her canon self is cuz tf ew!!!
anwyas that's it for now i enna try sketching everyone in like a year book type of thing to show jow i see rhem all but yes