1. Get a literal chunk of The Sun
I know that might sound impossible on Earth but here, Ohio is like Earth but on cocaine, steroids, and that ZAZA🍃. You have to find a "Snoop Dog"(Mysterious merchant in Ohio) and give him 10,000 Souls for a chunk of The Sun. You can also buy 11 chunks of The Sun for 100,000 Souls and craft 10 of them into a Mini Sun to make the job easier.
(Will talk about how to get Souls on the next page)
2. Get an object that is very sensitive to the Mini Sun or Sun
The object can range from a "Sacrificial Meat" to an "Inferni Charta"(Hell's paper). Both of them can be obtained at the temple of the Cult of Amaros(The Devil Of Ohio's name)
3. Burn a copy of Fire by BTS (I am not BTSphobic)
Buy a copy of Fire by BTS to burn in order to make the fire bigger. Then throw the copy into the fire pit along with some objects that are sensitive to The Sun.
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