Bakusquad groupchat.

hero brawl! well it was that, then we ended up on a sero vs katsuki roast match?

9:45PM

Kyouka: Last night me and the girls got into a massive heated debate abt this so im kinda curious
Kyouka: If all the teachers at U.A (excluding All Might) got into a fight, who would win?

Katsuki: Easy
Katsuki: Midnight

Mina: Elaborate

Katsuki: assuming its the same qualms as the sports festival battles; if the person is unable to move they immediately lose
Katsuki: If midnight put out her quirk, everyone would pass out even if it didn't last long

Hanta: Doesn't she have to show a lot of skin to produce gas that strong?

Katsuki: So?
Katsuki: Doesn't matter how embarrassing it is, she has the capability of producing mist that powerful
Katsuki: also given well
Katsuki: how she is
Katsuki: I doubt she'd mind showing up to a fight in a string bikini if she had to

Hanta: Fair, fair.

Eijirou: Ok wait
Eijirou: Is it just the teachers? or are we including thirteen?

Kyouka: We included her ye
Kyouka: our list was Thirteen, Aizawa, Nezu, Mic, Midnight, Cementoss, Snipe, Ectoplasm, Power Loader and Vlad

Katsuki: alr Snipe might have a chance
Katsuki: Forgot abt him

Eijirou: Technically thirteen has an advantage over midnight since her quirk doesn't affect women right?

Katsuki: Nah I don't think thats how it works

Mina: Elaborate

Katsuki: I'm like 50% sure her quirk's strength depends on the target's amount of sexual attraction to her
Katsuki: Thats why Sero was under for so much longer than I was
Katsuki: Doesn't matter the persons gender, it would just depend on if they personally find her attractive

Eijirou: ooooohhhh

Mina: Y'all sleeping on cementoss fr!

Hanta: TRUUUUU

Kyouka: wheres denki lmao

Denki: OSRRY
Denki: I SAW THE MESAEGD BUT I GO T DISTRACTED BY SMTH AN APENT THSI TIME REASEACRHING CHAINDAWS

Mina: and on this episode of Kaminari Denki: the living embodiment of ADHD

Katsuki: what did you learn about chainsaws

Denki: they were originally invented to help people give birth

Mina: HWAT THE FUVK

Katsuki: oh wow

Eijirou: Bakugou's disturbing lack of reaction to very morbid shit never fails to make me laugh

Kyouka: literally we heard a song and i told him the lyrics were about 2 teens that had sex in a barn and one of their dads tried to murder them and he just said "damn"

Katsuki: Y'all are just pussys

Hanta: back to the debate, my moneys on snipe.

Katsuki: I'm still saying Midnight but it'd be close

Mina: Nah i'm going thirteen on this one

Kyouka: Thirteen was my vote

Denki: i'm betting cementoss

Eijirou: Snipe or Cementoss 100%

Katsuki: Am i the ONLY ONE recognizing how powerful midnight's quirk is

Eijirou: She is strong as fuck but like, cementoss could throw the ground up under her fast enough where even if she sent out the gas he wouldn't have to breathe in