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Macedonia: We're gonna defeat you with the power of friendship.

Turkey: We're not friends though.

Romania, holding an axe and a spear: We're gonna defeat you with incredible violence, then.

Turkey: *Fearful screaming*

(Turks were impaled on spear-like sticks, when impaled the spear avoided the fatal organs and they would usually let the victims hang, in torture, while screaming bloody murder. Just a little history 4 you guys <3)

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