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Mario: What just happened?!
Toad: I saved your life! That's what happened!
Mario: Eh?!
Toad: I got Long Horse to save your life! It turns out that we're Heroes!
Mario: Wow! Thanks for saving my life!
Toad: Where's the Aliens?
Mario: They're dead...
Toad: Hmm... looks like the UFO crashed, really hard.
Mario: Nah... they died long before they landed. They had Heart-Attacks when they saw Long Horse.
Toad: I see.
...
Mario: Well... I really must get out of here.
Toad: I think you should.
Mario: Let's start again.
*CLEARS THROAT*
Mario: I guess this is goodbye.
Toad: Actually! I got something to tell you!
Mario: What's that?
Toad: Since you destroyed that UFO... the shield of the Warp zone for Ohio residents has been de-activated!
Mario: Eh?
Toad: There was like an On/Off switch of the invisible floor in that trap-door inside that UFO... and, since it's destroyed... it no longer works.
Mario: Wait... why are you telling me this, now? You never told me this before!
Toad: I just remembered, when the UFO appeared.
...
Mario: Wow! That means, you can come home with me!
Toad: You think so?
Mario: You said that living in Ohio is a pain in the anus, right?
Toad: Yeah?
Mario: So, why don't you live in the Mushroom Kingdom with the other Toads?
Toad: You know what? Sure!
Mario: Come on, Cursed Toad! Let's get out of here!
Toad: Hey, Long Horse! You coming.
Long Horse: ...
Long Horse flew away.
Toad: Let's get out of here.
Mario: What if the other monsters try to escape?
Toad: The trap-door just closes behind us.
Mario: Ah...
Mario and Cursed Toad jumped in the hole.
Meanwhile...
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SMG4 Fanfic: Mario Goes to Ohio and has a Mental Breakdown
FanfictionIt's the New Year... and Mario ends up in Ohio.
