Peter and Lois Griffin had just got divorced ofter peter realized that he was fruity and Lois caught him fuckinging Peppa pigs dad on the kitchen tabel But Peepa pIgs dad wasnt the one for Peetah griffin so now he was looking 4 a new boyfrend
Peter was very hornee and lonly so he read a bunch of weird anime fanfics on wattpad and downloded tinder on his phone to look for someone He swiped left for three days straight until finding the prefect match
His name was mr Mackey He had a huge balloon head and thinning hair and glasses and a green shirt He was all the way in South Park colorado but it'd be worth it His description said he was a teacher and hadn't had shmex in 21 years Peter thougt Mr Mackey was very seggsy and hot and attractive So he messaged him about it
Lois and the kids:
Meanwhile Lois was at the supermarket buyinhg expired tuna fish to feed Stewie and chris but not Meg bcuz she doesn't matter at all She served the fish to stewie and Chris but they complained about how it smelled bad
"Its only smellz" said lOIs "I bet it tasts great"
Stew and chis eated the fish then threw up al over Brian, the dog
Meg was starving to deth
Back 2 peter:
Peter and Mr mackey messaged each other for 6 days straight and then peeter went on a flight from quahog Rhode Island to South park Colorado to meet Mr Mackey in person. He was so excited 2 meat the luv of his life for real insted of jus online dating.
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Sorry it was short, I'll publish more tommorow. Enjoy!
- Dani
