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Ok so maybe Tinky decided to deal with the mess tomorrow, or should he say today. Well, uh, he learned that avoiding the problem really did nothing to solve it. (*cough* him and Dipsy ignoring their big argument *cough*)

Did Barney really leave those grape soda cans lying around? Why? If so, has he been stalking me?

But Barney was and will be his first and only love; there's no way he and his perfect bod could be so... creepy. Tinky decided to tactically ignore his new discovery for now because Barney was perfect, there was absolutely no fucking way.

Soon after, a Biskord notification popped on on Barney's phone:

[🔔 👾 (1) New notification from Biskord‼️]

Huh. Biskord. Okkkk thennnn...

[You have a new chat with user Grape soda#6969]

[Wave Hi 👋]

Grape soda 7:33am
Why hello Tinky~

WinkyDinky 7:34am
Who are you?? ?

Grape soda 7:34am
someone you know from here and there
Just wanted to know if u got home safely yesterday

WinkyDinky 7:35am
How do you know I got home late yesterday?
Shit
Are u the person that's been stalking me and leaving the soda cans everywhere?

Grape soda 7:37am
Perhaps

WinkyDinky 7:37am
Then u know if I got home you mf
Stop fucking stalking me and leaving all the cans
It's creepy af dude
And who even are you???

Grape soda 7:37am
Respectfully, no <3
Can't you tell that I love you?
If you promise to love me back and even live with me and stop going to school and ditch that bitch Dipsy and stay in my house with me forever and ever . . . maybe I'll stop
As for my identity, u know I can't tell you or I might get in trouble before all of this even happens

WinkyDinky 7:38am
Respect??? You of all people are talking about RESPECT???
You disgust me
And I would never agree to any of what ur suggesting it's all to ridiculous why tf would you ask someone to do this?
Isn't that basically kidnapping?
I promised to take care of Dipsy AND I already like someone else
I sure hope u get in trouble bc I might just call the police and send them your account

Grape soda 7:40am
Oh my darling Tinky, if only you knew...
... You love someone else?
You won't get away with this
If I can't have you, then no one else can

WinkyDinky (unsent )
Wtf

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