jailbreak

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SATURDAY, DETENTION CHAT

Finney: heyyyyy vanceeee

Vance: oh no

Vance: what'd you guys do

Billy: we kind of sort of need you to bail us all out of jail

Vance: HUH 🧏

Vance: i think i'm banned from jail anyways so

Bruce: THATS POSSIBLE????

Vance: yeah i tried to light the place on fire so they wouldn't arrest me anymore so they banned me

Finney: wow

Finney: that's just

Finney: wow.

Gwen: vance michael hopper get your ass down here before i make your life a living hell

Gwen: the second i get out of this jail i'm going to find you

Vance: waa waa i'm so scared

Gwen: my computers connected to your phone

Vance: why didn't you just say that

Vance: i'll be there in 20

Bruce: alr gwen i'm going to need to know what's on his phone

Finney: ME TOO

Gwen: no

Bruce: GWENDOLYN

Gwen: SCREAM AT ME AGAIN AND YOU'RE NEXT

Bruce: HOW THE HELL DO YOU HAVE ACCESS TO MY PHONE

Finney: HAAAH SHE DOESNT HAVE MINE

Gwen: finney we literally live together

Finney: fudge

Gwen: sometimes me and griffin get bored

Vance: wait how the fuck did you get your phones in jail

Robin: NOT SURE ACTUALLY 😁

Gwen: IT WAS ROBINS BRIGHT IDEA TO STUFF THEM IN MY BRA

Robin: GWEN.

Gwen: DONT SCREAM AT ME IM THE VICTIM HERE

Vance: ROBIN ARELLANO

Robin: IT WORKED DIDNT IT

Finney: ITS SO COLD IN HERE THEY JUST LEFT US

Robin: BILLY CANT YOU LIKE TELL THEM TO LET US OUT

Billy: AND WHY ON EARTH WOULD THEY LISTEN TO ME

Robin: WHITE PRIVILEGE OR SOMETHING

Billy: ????

Robin: LEAVE ME ALONE IDK HOW THAT MOD WORKS

Gwen: MOD????????

Griffin: bro thinks we're in GTA

Finney: the cold is getting to him

Griffin: WE LIVE IN DENVER TF IS HE GOING TO DO IN THE WINTER

Robin: end my life

Gwen: if you do that finneys teachers will never hear the end of it

Gwen: he misses an assignment and it's all "BOO HOO MY MOM KILLED HERSELF." what's going to happen when it's "BOO HOO BOTH MY MOM AND BF KILLED THEMSELVES 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭"

Vance: okay guys i got my disguise on

Bruce: good lord

Bruce: we're never getting out of here

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