Story 2 - Vetri the Problem Solver

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This assumes that Vetri and Abi's FN get cancelled a few times. So, another day and another FN arranged for Vetri and Abi in village home! Not worried about how and when and why they are there because that's not our focus here.

V's cousin Sangi!: Dei Vetri! Vanthu veshti maathuda!

Vetri: Ippo vetti mathithaan aganuma! (namakku vetti rasiye workout aga mattenguthu! Vetti kattina katti pidikkarathukku mela poga mattenguthu!)

S: Dei mathiduda! Kizhavi enna poli potrum appuram! Dei dei! Ulla poi maathuda!

V: Irukkattum da! vetti thane! Appadiye orama mathikkaren! Inga yaaru irukka! Appadiye yaaravathu vantha, nee paathukoda!

S: Ennada avvalavu avasarama! Sari thirumbiyavathu mathu! Naan inga pathukkaren!

V: (mv Ivanukkenna theriyum! naan eppo roomla vetti mathinalum, antha idatha vittu odara mathiri ayiduthu! Yes! First pattern break!) Itho achuda! Naan ippo poren!

App:- Dei! Avasarathula poranthavane! Iruda rendu perum thiruneeru vechukkanumda! Ethanayo prachinaikkapuram sera poreenga! Rendu peruma senthu kalla vizhunthu asirvatham vangittu ponumda! Iruda!

V: (mv Iyo! Intha pointa vittutome! ithu major effecta, minor effectannu theriyalaye! Anyway namma chella pisasu illai! So thaniya vizhuntu pattern udaikkaren!) Aatha! Enakku vechu vidu! Naan kaala vizharen! Ava dress panni mudikka evvalavu neram agumo! Appurama kalaila senthu asirvatham vangarom! (mv: second and third pattern break ore shotla– Vetri Kalakkura da! Ippadiye pochchunna inniku matter finish than pola!)

Abi comes out dressed up!

V: (mv dei paakkathe! Ithu than main effect! Ippo avalai pathu namma missiona kottai vitrakoodathu! Appadiye moonji thirupitu roomku odu! Iyo! Pisasu kochikuthe! Vidu! Night poora irukku! Samalichukkalam!) goes to the room!

A: (mv – ippadi asathala dress panni avan moonjila jollu vazhiyaratha pakkalamna, pakkama ulla odarane! Irukku purush unakku inniku! Our 10 thoppukaranamavathu extract pannalainna, en pera mathikkaren innikku! Matnada mavane!) Ammachi! Asirvatham pannunga!

After all the asirvatham rounds Ammachi and others leave her and Abi tries to enter the room with milk sombu!

V: (mv appada ella 71/2 um pochunga! Ithuvarikkum sariya pochu! Inimel than crucial pattern break irukku) Ei Ei! Paithiyam! Ulla varathe di! Angaye iru!

A: Purush! Innikku nee romba panra! Naan dress pannathai pathu jollu vidalai! Ippo paru ulla varathennu solra! Unakku enna innikum ... (weird sounds come as vetri is closing her mouth)

V: Ei pisasu! Vaye vekkatha! Naane evvalvu kasthapattu pattern udaikka try panren!

A: Enna achu purush unakku? Ippo than padicha padippa use panrennu ninaichen! Romba brain soodayiducha?

V: Podi pisasu! enakku onnum agalai! Un moolai than online shopping panna poirukku! Namakku ethanai tharam intha vishayam cancel agirukku! Innikkavathu success aga venama? Athukku than! Naama regulara panra patterna break panren!

A: Purush! Nee eppo intha mathiri superstitions nambara? Naan ennavo nee our arivu jeevi! Ithellam namba mattennu ninaichen!

V: Mooda nambikkaiya! Physics di ithu! Ithellam unakku enga theria povuthu! Nee enna admin thane! Physics ellam un moolaikku enga etta poguthu! Nalla kelu! Our tharam ninnathu random event! Rendu tharam ninnathunna etho oru connection irukku! Nammalai mathiri adikkadi ninna, athula definite-a oru pattern irukkunu artham! So ithai namma udaikkanum! Appo than innikavathu un vazhkaila naan vilakketha mudiyum!

A: Iye! Ivaru periya Einsteinukku thambi! Newtonukku peran! Patternam udaikkararam! Summa mooda nambikkainnu solla vendiyathu thane Boss! Pattern udaikkarennu irukkara naalu brain cella pottu pizhiyaatheenga!

V: Ada! Unakku ivanga per ellam kooda therinjirukka! GK ok than! En physicsa avamanapaduthadi! Ippo namma santhi muhurtham oru deterministic system ayiduchu! Appadina intha intha step la arambicha, ippadi than mudiyumnu ayiduchu! Naan eppo intha aramba stepsa mathi pattern matha poren! So already moonu step muriyadichuten! Ippo than main step!

A: Iyaiyo! Ellarum santhi muhurthathukku appuram than manthirichu vitta mari iruppanga! En purushanukku athuku munnadiya ippadi ayiduche! Ammachi! Ammachi! Vanthu Vetrikku tiruneeru poosunga! Ammachi!..

V:Ei ethukkudi aathave ezhupparai! Athu thaan main probleme! Athai kasthapattu kazhatti vitrukken! Naan romba theliva irukken! Nee naan solratha mattum kelu!

A: Sari solli tholai! Innikku ippadi mudiyanumnu en thalai vithi pola! Ayoo Abi! Un nilamai ippadi ache! Sathu paiyan venamnu rowdya kalyanam panna avan athukku mela loosa irukkane!

V: Athu evandi sathu paiyan enakku theriyama! Avan pera sollu! Ei! Enna distract panriya! Vaippe illai! Nee muthalla antha paal somba eduthu kondu poi fridgela vai!

A: En Purush! Jillunu sappidanuma? Mutallaye solliruntha naan ready panniruppene!

V: (mv ithu kooda irukko -next time try pannalamo? Dei next time-a! innikku velaiyai mudikkarom! Ivala vitta nalla kuzhapuva)! Ei sothu mootai! Paal muthalle venamnu solren! Appurama eppadiyum unakku pasikkum! Appo kudichiko! So athai waste panname fridgela vai!

A: super idea purush! Sari naan vechitu varen!

V: Iyo irudi! (Runs and gets another regular vessel!) athu velli kooja! Intha steel pathirathula vai!

A: Kanja payale! Naan vellila sombula kudicha un sombu karainjuduma!

V: Athu than naan unnai adminnu sonnen! Moolai velai seyyutha paaru? Vellila vechu heavy metal poison ayitta? Nee mayangittenna! Naan adutha round povenama? Naalu vishayathayum yosichu seyyanum!

A: Nee thelivathan irukka purush! Sari intha! Ithai Ulla vai! Naan oru idea solren! Enna English stylela thookitu po! Munnadi ellam dabakku dabakku thookuve! Ippo onnum illai! So nee enna panra! Enna thookitu pora!

V: Endi! Muthalla un kodumaiyana samayal sappittu olli pisasa iruntha! Ippo Nalla en samayal sappitu oru 5 kilo weight pottu gundu pisasayitte! Muthuku udainchutta? Appuram en vazhkaikku vazhi?

A: Sokku pannathe purush! Only 4kg 750 gm than weight potturukken! Kanchipurathu Karuppu MGRnnu un fangirls solranga! Enna thookittu rendu adi nadakka mudiyalainna vera enna mudiyapovuthu unnala? Naan than sonnene nee ithukku ellam saripattu varamattenu! Intha koothula ivaru pattern udaikkararam! Poviya!

V: Ei! Irukkudi unakku inniku (lifts her)

A: Purush! Onnu sollattuma! Nee ippadi moolaikkarana pesina kooda sexya thaan irukke! Athukkaga innikku inimel pesatha!

He didn't!

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