Sophie: Hello, my name is Sophie Foster, and welcome to my cooking show! You know when your best friend has just betrayed you, you had a big fight with your enemies, and there is blood everywhere, you just don't want to cook! Here are some quick-and-easy meals for every occasion!
Sophie: Please welcome my guests, the My-Life-Is-Falling-Apart-But-At-Least-I'm-Magically-Beautiful-And-Have-Freaky-Powers-Squad!
{Black Swan kids walk up}
*audience applause*
Sophie: And of course, my co-hosts, the Cinnamon Rolls!
{Linh and Dex walk up}
*standing ovation*
Me from audience: We love you, Dex!
Willard: MARRY ME, LINH!
Sophie: First, Quintinesence Mac'n'Cheese!
*Keefe pulls out bottle of Quintinesence and shows it off so the audience has a good view*
Biana: Be careful that you don't die while gathering this! Don't shake, it's carbonated!
Linh: Add salt for taste!
Keefe: *throws salt into the air like confetti*
Tam: Pour into bowl and mix with your shattered dreams!
Maruca: *starts to dump pitcher of noodle-shaped shards into bowl*
Marella: No, save some to keep Sophie awake at night!
Biana: Whisk until smooth.
Sophie: If you happen to have a bit of Keefe's blood left over, whisk in until an orange-yellow color!
Tam: It brings out the flavor!
Linh: Of course, don't forget the mystery orangish liquid we found in one of the Neverseen's hideouts!
Marella: Now cook at 80000 degrees, boiling it down to a bubbling liquid that resembles the economy of the Lost Cities!
Biana: This part is illegal!
Marella: *makes it erupt in fire*
Fitz: You might want to have a hydrokinetic on hand!
Marella: Too late!
Sophie: Ta-da!
Everyone strikes a pose around the counter as model kitchen is ablaze
Sophie: I'm Sophie!
Keepers: And we're the Black Swan!
Everyone: And you're watching our lives crumble to pieces!
TV Producer: . . . Get out
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Random Fandom Stuff {Renegades & Kotlc & Aurora Rising}
FanfictionJust some random stuff I did with my friend Willard. Rants, scattered one shots, reacts and memes. Renegades, Aurora Rising, and Kotlc. Read at your own risk.
