T/W: a lot of implied TWs like alcohol and blood. Pulse cursing. This goes for all incorrect quotes chapters, not just this one
Grian: *cooking*
Mumbo: any chance that's for me?
Grian: It's for Xisuma. I'm planing on making some bad choices tonight and I need him on my side.
Scar: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
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Grian: you saved me. I owe you my life.
Mumbo: no thanks. I've seen your life and I'm not impressed.
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Grian: do you take constructive criticism?
Mumbo: not without crying.
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Mumbo: do you take constructive criticism?
Grian: I only do cash or credit.
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Grian : You kill people for money?!
Mumbo: I can explain!
Grian : And all this time I've been doing it for free like a chump!
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Mumbo: WHAT'S YOUR TYPE!?!?
Grian: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially-
Mumbo, desperately, as Grian bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Grian: Oh! B positive.
Mumbo: DON'T TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Grian:
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Grian : *Stubs toe* FUCK!
Mumbo: Mind your language!
Grian : What else am I supposed to say, "Woe is I"???
Mumbo:
Grian : You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.
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*Grian and Mumbo skipping stones on lake*
Mumbo: It's such a beautiful evening.
Grian, whispering: Take that you fucking lake.
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Grian : *Gets down on one knee*
Mumbo: Oh my god, it's finally happening.
Grian : *Falls over*
Mumbo: The poison is kicking in.
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Grian , standing with their back turned: I've been expecting you, Mumbo.
Mumbo: How did you do that without turning around?
Grian : ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.
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Grian : You're right.
Mumbo: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
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Grian : I was arrested for being too cool.
Mumbo: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
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Grian : You're my best friend, I would do anything for you.
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FanfictionA collection of Oneshots, song fics, angst and fluff all Hermitcraft related. Mostly Grian, as he was one of the first hermits I watched. (The very first was mumbo, in season six, although season 7 was going on at the time, I was a YouTube noob) Fo...
