Mika and Bose as friends

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by Willowwasliveonce

by Willowwasliveonce

Mika: WHAT'S YOUR TYPE
Bose: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
Mika, desperately, as Bose bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Bose: Oh! B positive.
Mika: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Bose:

Mika: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I've killed anybody. I'm not an arsonist. I've never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Bose: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

Mika: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Bose: You mean literally or figuratively?
Mika: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...

Mika: It's dark in here
Bose: Don't worry dude I got this
Bose: *Stomps their feet*
Bose: *Skechers light up*

Mika: I'm 10 times funnier than you.
Bose: 10 times 0 is still 0 though
Mika: Jokes on you, I can't do math.