Walk like an Egyptian Pt.2

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A/n: Just now realizing that I only got about 10 minutes into the episode last chapter, and it took me two hours to write. I don't know how some of these stories have like 5+ hours on them like how do yalls hands not hurt

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Chris was sitting on a chair reading a newspaper when the announcements turned on.

"Enough singing, fruitcakes. Strap yourselves in. We are now beginning our descent  into Egypt. Musical numbers, worst idea ever! Chris is such an id-- hey, why is the P.A. light still on?" Chef said through the P.A.

"We'll be right back." Chris said, upset.

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The 18 passengers were now standing in Egypt. Chris was wearing a pharaoh costume while 2 interns carried him.

"You guys ready for a little fun? Huh? Wow! It's a scorcher out here, huh?" Chris took a sip of his drink.

"I call today's challenge.. pyramid over under!"

"An eleven hour flight, Chef's in-flight cuisine, a forced musical number. Now we've got a challenge?" Leshawna says.

"Don't you love this game?" Chris says while being fanned by an intern.

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Harold was wearing some sort of foil hat on his head.

"It's like we're being cooked in a giant oven." Harold said, sweating.

"Maybe it's that thing on your head. Foil absorbs heat fast. What is it, anyway?" Y/n said, taking the hat off of Harold to inspect it.

"Aluminum foil means that aliens can't read your brain. It's a real problem in this area." Harold explains. Y/n hands the hat back to Harold, nodding.

Chris crashed cymbals together. "Man, that's satisfying. All right, pyramid over under means you'll choose how you'll get to the finish line. Either over or under the pyramid. Got it?"

Everybody nodded.

"Get ready, get set.."

"Wait up, yo! You guys! Wait up!" Ezekiel yelled, running to the starting line.

"I told you I wasn't gonna lose this time, eh!" Ezekiel said pointing a finger at Chris.

"Didn't we leave you in like, Halifax or Whitehorse or whatever?" Chris said.

"It's called landing gear, homey. I climbed it and hid with the cargo." Ezekiel said, proud of himself.

"Impressive. But you're still out."

"No way! I'm in it to win it! Word!"

"Hey, it's your funeral. Set..." Chris crashed the cymbals again.

"Go!"

Everybody started running to the pyramid.

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"Oh, great. Our friendly neighborhood host dude failed to mention there were different paths." Noah said.

"Hey Sierra, which  way do you think we should go?" Heather asked, smiling.

"Oh, me? Uh.. um.." Sierra thought about it.

"How do we know which way is right?" Owen asked.

"I know!" Izzy said. "Okay, I saw this in a spy movie once. You lick your finger and hold it up to find the air flow." Izzy licked her finger. "Huh, sand really crunches in your teeth. Fun! Okay D.J., give me your hand."

"Don't do it, D.J., you might catch a case of crazy!" Leshawna said.

"Nuh uh, no way. Come on, Harold." Leshawna walked off, D.J. and Harold trailing behind her.

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