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Alex was in imp city for a job so he came across a flyer and said want to work come to I.m.p where we can kill anyone on earth when you were alive.
Alex went to the address and went to the door
And knocked.
???: who is it
It's me I here for a job
Someone opens the door

Loona blushes at your faceA/n Alex's mask had been in his pockets Loona: so what are you here for Alex: I want to work here Loona: blitz the new guy wants to talk to youBlitzo: hi there I'm blitzo the o is silent Alex: what o Blitzo: thank youTime...

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Loona blushes at your face
A/n Alex's mask had been in his pockets
Loona: so what are you here for
Alex: I want to work here
Loona: blitz the new guy wants to talk to you
Blitzo: hi there I'm blitzo the o is silent
Alex: what o
Blitzo: thank you
Time skip to the meeting
Blitzo: alright Ik business has been quite slow recently and I'm not naming any names here moxxie does anyone have an ideas to make business going again
Mille: what about a carwash
Blitzo: this is hell Mille no one cares about cars being cleaned here
Alex: how about actual common fucking sense
Blitzo flinches at this
Blitzo: ooo what about a billboard
Moxxie: we can't afford a billboard sir
Blitzo: ok really slow moxxie have you guys had   service we provide he turns on the rv and shows the imp gang killing demons
Moxxie: so you spend our money to an dumb tv ad last week on a channel nobody watches
Blitzo talks more bullshit while loona was staring at you with a blush on her face and has love in her eyes
Blitzo talks more of stalking moxxie and Mille
Loona: the only reason you have a wife because your easy to manage
Mille: no he's not you bitch she said while doing middle fingers at loona she growls
Blitzo: hey do not talk receptionist that way she's sensitive
Loona: yes I am
Bitch kid: you guys are fucking assholes he said
Everyone looks at him
He stares at them while in a hospital bed
Blitzo talks about his suit and loona says
Loona: nobody was talking about that
Blitzo: so how does it look is good right
Bitch kid roasts everyone  and the imp group were mad at the kid
Bitch kid: and you
Alex: what do you want kid
Bitch kid: you have a fake outfit and mask so you are a loser hahaha
Alex starts to play music like this

Alex starts getting mad He gets his doom shotgun and shooting the kid on the spot but he resurrected him 30 times and then the kid finally dies the imp group were looking at him shocked except loona who was lusting over alex
The imp decided to put the kid in a bag and a worried mother was talking about her kid disappeared and then the bag dropped on her remains of her kid and everyone looked up and Alex said.
Your kid was an asshole and a dick
End credits

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