Blitzøverse

Little Blitzø Ch. 1

Little Blitzø Ch. 1

"So, Morph, what universe are we going to be reacting to?" Alastor asked

"The first one is called Little Blitzø." Morph said

"Little Blitzø? Why is it called that?" Fizzarolli said

"You'll see, but I must warn you, this one is gonna kill you with cuteness." Morph said as the screen came on

"This is an outrage!"

In Heaven, God was having a meeting with His Archangels.

"So this is God & His Archangels, right?" Agent 1 said

"Yes." Morph said

Lucifer slightly glared as he had a recollection of his past

"They have violated Hell's law with Earth, massacred hundreds of living humans & exposed themselves to them, & had 3 of our best Cherubs banished from Heaven." Galim said "This has to stop."

This got Lucifer, Lilith, Charlie, Vaggie, & Alastor's attention, who within Hell massacred humans in the living world?

"Blitzø, I think they might be talking about us." Moxxie whispered nervously

"Oh no." Blitzø softly panicked

"At least they know Lyle's death wasn't our fault." Cletus said

"I agree, the question is why isn't Lucifer doing anything about it?" Gabriel said

"Looks like we have to take matters into our own hands, don't you think, Father?" Michael said

"Indeed." God said

This made Blitzø, Moxxie, & Millie nervous

"I suggest we put an end to their lives once & for all." Azrael said

That terrified the 3 Imps, if there was one thing that scared them the most, it would be getting killed by the Archangel Azrael.

"Oh man, I think creating that company was a bad idea." Blitzø thought

"No, let's just talk to them, see if we can make a negotiation with them." Zadkiel said

"Typical Zadkiel, always thinking that talking is the way to solve situations." Asmodeus said

"Well, Zadkiel is God's Mercy, y'know." Molly said

"Well Father, what do you suggest?" Gabriel asked

"...Leo." God said as a Lion cherub appeared in the meeting room

"You called, my Lord?" Leo asked

"Yes, I want information on the Immediate Murder Professionals, I want to know who is the founder & the employees." God said

"Yes Sir." Leo said as he disappeared

A few minutes later, Leo came back with a a file

"My Lord, I've discovered that there are only 4 people working at I.M.P." Leo said "There's Blitzø who is the owner & founder of the company, Moxxie & Millie who are a married couple from the Wrath Ring, & Loona who happens to be Blitzø's adoptive daughter."

Everyone looked & stared at the employees

"What?" Blitzø said

"What? What!? You shitfucks have been going to the living world to kill humans?! No wonder Hell is being overpopulated!" Vaggie glared