So this really happened in science class today. I'm not even joking. (I'm gonna use their real names because only one of them are on Wattpad but she's my friend)
*So this girl was explaining she had taken a cup of sand and tried to count the grains but only got to 10*
Jasmine: So yeah! I only got to 10 because there were so many grains of sand!
Mr. Mo (Science Teacher): How-? *to rest of class* You see guys! We need to send her back to kindergarten because she can't even count to 20. She has 10 fingers and toes and can't even count to 20!
Aletha (My BFF in real life and on Wattpad): But can't she count on her ears? Or her eyes? Or her nostrils?
*awkward silence in class*
Aletha: BUT WAIT. If she was Lord Voldemort, she couldn't count on her nostrils!
*class gasps*
Mr. Mo: HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED!
Mason: VOLDEMORT VOLDEMORT VOLDEMORT!
*class gasps again*
Karan: AVADA KEDAVRA!
I LOVE MY SCIENCE CLASS
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The Reichenbach Therapy Book
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