BSD Chat adventures

Chuuya and Mori

Elise: Eye donut look forward to this round

Ryuu: Are you ok? You're too young to be having a stroke

YosaNO: Technically that's a lie, you're never too young for a stroke it is simply less common

Elise: It's not my turn anymore so eye don't half to bee careful to type everything

Ryuu: Understandable

Rintaroo: Aww thank you for such a warm welcome! UwU

Elise: How is it paw sable, I already want to dye at my age

Rintaroo: UwU

Nakahaha: I am praying that things go well because my patience is already fiberglass thin. Stupid Dazai has already taken to tormenting me today

Dadzai: It's always fun to spend time with you sweetie~

Nakahaha: Maybe if you stopped crouching down and getting on your knees whenever you speak to me I WOULD BE HAPPIER

Dadzai: But Chuuya is so short I fear he won't be able to hear me from way up there

Nakahaha: We were getting awkward stares, like three people started clapping for us because they thought Dazai was proposing

Dadzai: They weren't the only ones, Chuuya thought I was proposing to him too the first time I got on my knees

Nakahaha: WHAT ELSE WAS I SUPPOSED TO THINK YOU WOULD BE GETTING ON YOUR KNEES FOR?!?

Dadzai: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Nakahaha: How did you do that, you have an iPhone

Dadzai: Totally did not copy-paste it from online

Nakahaha: I'm more surprised you know how to use your phone

Dadzai: CAN YOU STOP IT WITH THE OLD MAN JOKES!?

Sushi: I would not have expected Dazai to be so sensitive about his age

Nakahaha: ILL STOP ONCE YOU STOP MAKING SHORT JOKES!!!

Ryuu: Aren't they the same age?

Nakahaha: Dazai has white hairs

Dadzai: YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T SAY

Nakahaha: Maybe I would have kept my mouth shut if you DIDN'T KEEP ON MAKING FUN OF MY HEIGHT (Besides, being able to see your white hairs and run my hands through them let's me hope that we will be able to grow old together)

Dadzai: I can't make any promises, but I can promise to try my best to let that happen

Nakahaha: That's enough for me

Ryuu: How did they go from chaos incarnates to touching moment

Sushi: I've seen the way they act around each other, can't say I'm too surprised

FIghtMe: Wait wait wait, there is a pressing matter I'd like to address. What was Chuuya's reaction when he thought Dazai was proposing to him

Dadzai: He blushed bright red and proceeded to kick my face, yelling something about "NOT IN PUBLIC YOU IDIOT"

Nakahaha: If the situation ever arises, I would prefer to not feel the stares of a bunch of strangers on me. I don't need the extra pressure considering I'd be making a pretty big decision