Superfriends Group Chat

Lena bottom?i dont think so

llbean: i Lena Luthor will hereby refrain from making any sexual comments or innuendos or refer to sexual acts of any kind from here on out while Alex Danvers, Director of the DEO and badass mofo, is present in the gc. should I do so I must spend the day locked in a lead-lined kryptonite room at the DEO without the ability to contact Kara or communicate with her in any way, shape or form. I also must purchase Alex Danvers, Director of the DEO and badass mofo, a Ducati and ride around with her on it all day and do as she says. Failure to complete these tasks will result in a very painful experience that I do not know of but am very terrified. that is all.

llbean: was that satisfactory Danvers?

gaydanver: thin fucking ice Luthor

gaydanvers: you’re on top of thin fucking ice

llbean: no?

llbean: I’m on top of Kara right now

gaydanvers: LENA LUTHOR

thebestlane: damn if I wasn’t dating Cat I would hop on that Luthor train so fast

thebestlane: you and Kara wanna give me and kitty a ride? ;)

gaydanvers: kebhidjwbwjkz

maggic: im Sorry

maggic: but

maggic: are you talking about Cat Grant

thebestlane: yup

maggic: as in THE Cat Grant

thebestlane: the one and only

maggic: damn Little Lane has game if she can manage to pick up a powerful woman like that

maggic: 15/10 impressed

maggic: sorry i didnt believe you the first time you mentioned it

llbean: hey luce

thebestlane: yes Lee bee

llbean: Kara said she’d be down for ur little suggestion

thebestlane: can we come up to your room now? we’re actually staying at the same hotel you are. wasn’t supposed to tell anyone since cat wants our relationship hidden but she said it’s fine in this case ;)

llbean: not a problem. we’re already ready if you know what I mean

maggic: lol I have to buy Alex a new phone

maggic: you guys broke her

thebestlane: sorry we will refrain from sexual comments from here on out

llbean: especially since we’ll be busy “doing” things

maggic: somehow I don’t believe you

llbean: ;)

maggic: oh lord Lena you will be the death of me

llbean: I hope you mean in a good way detective

maggic: no I mean Alex is going to kill me for what I’m about to say but I have to say it bc I have no filter and it’s classic maggie sawyer

maggic: if I was not so in love with Alex I would totally hop on your train too cuz this convo has me shuddering

maggic: Alex will deny it but she has a major crush on Lane and if your sister wasn’t involved she’d be on the train too

llbean: good to hear Sawyer

llbean: tell Alex i can let you and her borrow Lucy and Cat after we’re done

maggic: she’s angry and aroused

maggic: it’s super cute and hilarious

llbean: well let me know

llbean: otherwise Kara and I have to attend to the knocking at our hotel room door