zhongven (One Shots)

wait what!(💕🐑)

A/N : this was before anyone knew that venti and zhongli were dating because it was in secret also there are phones like the player has

Nobody pov :

Venti sat down under his tree and took out his harp and started to play his songs like he always does in the morning as he is rather simple but sometimes lazy when he wants to be he started to play more songs in a messy order venti acts like a child so thats just how he is

As he was playing he got a text from his phone he took it out and read it *hello venti * it was from ei who messenged him he replied *yo! Ei or shogun*venti said giggling *its ei not shogun she is just a puppet you know* ei replied venti replied again *anyways why did you text me im playing my songs* ei responded *zhongli you and i are gonna catch up a bit* venti was confused he knew ei was not the person to do this its either him to ask

But pushing his common sense behind he replied *Sure! Location???* Venti texted not a second before ei responded *oh no we will be going to your tree hehe* venti sighed and replied *Sure! Gives me an excuse to play my songs* ei responded *sure be there in 2 minutes Venti was then about to put his phone away when he got a text message from his lover *venti i know your an idiot and dont use common sense but please tell me you did not allow ei to go under your tree*

Venti responded *i did why?* *UGH WHY DID I FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU* zhongli responded and venti texted back *because you did* venti responded that moment ei arrived from the sky dropping down "you have 66 seconds to tell me who you lover is before i kick your ass" ei said looking furiously at venti
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Flashback
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Ei lookes around the kitchen to try and find snacks but couldn't find any but she found venti's phone on the table she opened it to see what he was hiding when while she was snooping around zhongli texted her well to be more precise he thought he texted venti but since venti acts like a kid he renamed zhongli to my love cause he wanted to

Ei saw this and was shocked but she heard venti coming so she turned of the phone before she could read the text messages
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Present time
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Venti was shocked ei knew but he couldn't just tell her that he was dating zhongli he would beat him up more than ei but he had no time to think 'im still counting" ei said on the 45 mark venti was in panic and he had no choice but before he could speak he felt someone behind him

Ei saw zhongli was behind venti and said "zhongli wait i still need to kick this guy's ass" ei said on the 2 mark "be my guest " zhongli said venti was mad but couldn't do anything about it.

And for the next 6.34 hours venti had to become the wind to avoid ei