(I don't know what this is.)
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Elsa, not knowing how to flirt: Y..You have a nice name..
Jack, equally bad at flirting: Thanks. My mom got it for my birthday.
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Teahcer: Your child said a swear word in class.
Jack: I'll talk to them about it.
Jack, to his child: What the fuck, kid?
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Jack: ASDFGHJKL
Elsa: What's that?
Jack: Keyboard smash
Elsa: How do you do that?
Jack: Just press anything
Elsa: 8
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North: You must not fall inlove with the queen.
Jack: Pfft, that'll be easy.
*few years later*
Jack, lying wide awake cuddled up with Elsa on her bed: I had one job.
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Jack: I can never give Elsa shit because I’m jealous of her. She looks at her life and say, “Sweet! This is perfect!”
Jack: I look at my life and say, “Welp. Time to get drunk.”
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Jack: This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me!
Elsa: Oh-? Even more humiliating than-
Jack: We are not doing this!
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Elsa: What do you call quantums of electromagnetic radiation that don’t get along?
Jack: What did you just say-
Elsa: Foetons! *Laughs*
Jack: Wh-what?
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Jack: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?
Elsa: Your life?
Jack: I- well yes, but-
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Elsa: Jack, my old friend!
Jack: I think you tried to kill me at some point.
Elsa: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.
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Jack: DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date, rip the door off its hinges, and use it as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
Anna: Really, Elsa? Him out of all people?!
Elsa: Yep.
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Elsa: Do you hate me or something?
Jack: No, I'm actually quite inlove with you?
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Jack: My wife just went into labor! What should I do?
Doctor: Don't panic. Is this her first child?
Jack: No, this is her husband.
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Elsa: How do you know how to kiss? Like who teaches you?
Jack: Well it’s actually a class, but unfortunately it’s full right now.
Jack: Would you like me to tutor you?
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Elsa: It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close.
Jack, blushing: Okay.
Anna: It's fucking summer.
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Anna: So, what is Jack to you?
Elsa: The reason I wake up every morning.
Anna: ...That’s adorable.
Jack earlier that morning, barging into Elsa′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!
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Jack: Why doesn’t Elsa find me sexy when I bite my lip?
Anna: What do you look like when you bite your lip?
Jack: *bites lip*
Anna: ...Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?
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Anna: Did you take out Jack as I requested?
Elsa: Jack has been taken out, yes.
Anna: You have my grat-
Elsa: It was a great restaurant.
Elsa: We had a romantic candlelit dinner.
Elsa: Jack proposed afterwards- we’re filing the wedding papers.
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Elsa: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.
Jack: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.
Elsa: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.
Anna, on a walkie talkie: This is Anna, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.
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Elsa: We’re getting married, bitches!
Jack: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.
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Jack: Elsa and I are so close we even share a toothbrush.
Elsa: We what?
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Jack: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.
Elsa: Aren't you forgetting something?
Jack: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Elsa's forehead before running out.*
Elsa: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?
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Elsa: Oooh, a train!
Jack: We’re in a train station, Elsa.
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Jack: Hey, wanna help me commit arson?
Elsa: What the hell!?
Jack: Oh, sorry, my bad.
Jack, whispering: Wanna help me commit arson?
Elsa, whispering: Of course. What do you need?
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JELSA (on crack)
Randommy fave snowtp but they're on serious crack. this is a joke. I don't know what came over me.
